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Seltzer is water doing jazz hands

looks comfy af

when you're listening to a song where the singer introduces the next song at the end of the track but you're on shuffle so it transitions into a completely different song that might be funny

Fwanch

Apparently your children get abducted if you return the cart A lady on the internet said so

often times in the morning you're either pooping or waiting to poop, yep sippin dat cafe waiting to poop aint no breakfast yet buddy we waiting to poop is it gonna happen soon? we dont know buddy maybe we do eat before we poop, that's all part of the adventure

angular poo, I wonder if robot make poop like that square gray poo

BWAHAHA I AM FIDEL CASTRO'S GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I hope that's a good impersonation is that how fidel laughed, did he bwahaha it could happen

uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe..

random comment Toy Soldier's voice reminds me a little of my dentist

easier than eating pizza on pineapple

I'm still wondering if Clark's forcefield power is emanating from himself or his supersuit, I mean his eyes glow but it seems to have something to do with his hand? Did Superman ever have a power like this before?

That crazy politics lady would get along with her dad

just remember, if you get lost clap for shoehands 3 times there is no place like bonerland

THIS IS A BOBBERY

I don't think I've ever heard someone use the word tribulations outside the idiom trials and tribulations