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bnmjy

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  1. Easy bait, but you'll still get a nibble. :poop:
  2. Just go. You have absolutely nothing to lose . . . except your virginity.
  3. This was not haiku. Try again is not Packard parlance. You phony.
  4. This is a haiku. Packard called himself yoni. It means vagina.
  5. Keyword: seem. He was just being modest. He's actually a sex God.
  6. You should stalk her on okc. Seems to be a fruitful tactic.
  7. Phillies Phillie Philli Phill Phil Phi Ph P Pa Pac Pack Packa Packar Packard [move] ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin:: ::spin::[/move]
  8. You're just getting old. I'm not saying this to be mean. It's most likely the truth.
  9. Pretty sure blood pressure that high deserves a trip to the er.
  10. Oh boo hoo. 40 hours is nothing, especially if you don't have a family to raise.
  11. nutella and marmalade :poop:
  12. He's only paying for the booty.
  13. no
  14. Then do something productive? You clearly have the internet at your disposable. No excuses.
  15. Too bad. You knocked me up, so now you have to deal with becoming a parent. Don't even think about grabbing the wire hanger.
  16. It doesn't? The drink only contains 120 calories and 1 gram of sugar. Almost all of the calories are from protein.
  17. I occasionally get hot flashes. It must be male PMS.
  18. golds double chocolate tastes pretty good
  19. So that explains why she was recently diagnosed with vaginal dyslexia.
  20. I want to be around you, yet you always push me away. Rule number one: beggars cannot be choosers.
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