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This is arguing? Okay. I do enjoy the dry as an old woman's cunt humor of the British, yes.

At least you're finally dropping the "friendly" pretenses. Come on. That's not all you got.

Now that's better mumbo. Don't forget the shaft.

You can do better than that.

Yes, I do have a different pic of fugg's hooha other than the original. I'll send it to you via somewhere-not-on-this-site. Happy fapping.

Just don't forget our safe word or else I'm calling the police.

No one wants sexual pleasure from toys you put up your ass, mumbo lol

I'll never have the skill to make Viper seethe this much.

@Misaka @Zenigundam

You say that now. Pesky female hormones ensure reproduction.

Do tell us when the inevitable accident happens.

I still have severe suicidal thoughts over it. Five minutes of contrition does not make up your years of iniquity.

mumbo is desperately lonely lol

>I was only 9 years old>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I'm crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it's really cold>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me>It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." >Shrek leaves through my window >Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Not watching that, but they still are a thing.

Yahoo is such a sad site these days, lol

I made you look at fugg's hooha. How do you feel about that?

Was I talking about you? ghostrek has stated several times in the past that he has trouble reading.

Watching Lifetime, a channel meant for unsatisfied premenopausal women, is the most beta thing I have ever heard.

You wanted me banned anyway. Pat can at least run a board that isn't shortlived. Viper seethes once again.

You.

That's your problem. Other people think differently than you. Deal with it.

I guess you're wondering that because you don't actually read them? Maybe it's the same as owning someone's signed records to you. It's more about the possession than the utilization.

I'm fine with everything that comes along with aging except dementia. That scares the shit out of me. edit: happy birthday op