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  1. bnmjy

    ANYWAY

    mojitos and mint juleps
  2. That probe was actually a juggalo penis when you were tripping on pcp.
  3. Because you get distracted at work, thinking of Girls X Battle, and subsequently cut yourself . . . ?
  4. Girls X Battle?
  5. bnmjy

    Ubereats

    We should create Ubereatmypussy, fuggs. It connects you to tinder and a hotel.
  6. There's only one thing I can think of when you post 🦀, and I don't think I'm alone on this.
  7. Goes to show what kinda work environment you're in if they allow you to dye your hair that color.
  8. Don't forget the judas chair!
  9. fuggs, did you take into consideration diabetic medication? That shit is expensive.
  10. I swear, I'd off myself if it meant being close to retirement age without a spouse and friends and the only outlet is a dying Chinese cartoon forum where you're very unpopular . . .
  11. Too bad, you totally snorted coke off that hooker's ass.
  12. Nope. Only when I exercise vigorously.
  13. Sounds like alcoholism to me.
  14. We all know what you did, mumbo. Your days of being a free man are numbered.
  15. You're only gonna get retarded answers.
  16. bnmjy

    Why?

    Oh, that. Well ric asked me to post the penis chart, and viper became incensed because I placed him below phillies and zeni.
  17. If I were you . . . I'd fuck ghostie and send that bitch a picture of his face when he cums.
  18. Why don't you have dysentery?
  19. She can't handle ghostie. She'll die. You though . . .
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