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Become more like Jim Jones or David Koresh, and you will have followers.

D is the closest to correct. But it should read three thousand, five hundred, ninety-one. It is mostly a preference issue, but consistency is key. If you use numerals once, you should continue to use them. If you spell out the numbers, all should be spelled out. Never start a sentence with numbers, unless it is in reference to a year, which is acceptable.

I'm a Mormon virgin. I jack off to butter. And denim skirts. (I must pray to Joseph Smith now).

To quote a wise person, "I don't really give a shit."

I went to our baby shower, because disco made me go. I was the only dude there. And I had to pretend to be excited opening bibs and baby rash cream.

Ok. i'm gonna say it since no one else will. Big Black Cocks.

Yeah, I'd want to keep it too. It performs as a natural barrier, which a very good thing.

Go eat......

Sounds shitty.

Changes his name to RogueAllYouCanEatAssBuffet.

Sounds like something a wisteria would do. We have a wisteria tree, but they start out as vines and will go up and around everything in it's path. We have some going up a pine tree now.

I know what's on your mind, because there is no word in there resembling eating. Haha.

and even more next month to get ready for Easter. Going to pressure wash the bridge and stain it. Got to replace a couple of boards on it. Got to cement the head back on the watering girl fountain, and repaint it. Got to weed eat. Pressure wash some chairs. Fix a table on the patio. Cut some limbs. Gonna be helping disco. Lots to do.

I love chicken legs.

but are still a virgin.

I have never seen one down here. Sounds like a cool place. We have three cats. One is goofy and very playful. One is super fat and the nicest cat I've ever seen. And the last one is mean as hell.

I might have made that thread, but I can't be certain.

I stopped counting at 73.

Hahaha. Get ready for FUCK ROGUE threads. But I hope it will remain calm.

I suppose the strangest thing to happen to me has been something that has happened many times. I will be in the bathroom, and hear footsteps coming up to the door and stopping. I will say I will be out in a minute, or what do you want, or something along those lines, just to open the door and no one is there. Even if I don't say a word and just sling the door open when I hear it, still, nothing there. Now, I just say, if you want to smell shit, come on in.

How many more days of peace do we have left before,,,,well,,, you know?

I used to investigate a "haunted" cemetery a lot. Caught all sorts of things on video and audio. Full bodied apparitions, disembodied voices, things being thrown at me, screaming, etc. Even heard an EVP that was in German, only to find out one of the graves was for someone from Prussia. All of that said, I still was not convinced. I had seen nothing with my own eyes. I heard the scream with my own ears, but everything else was picked up on devices. Back when I did go to church, our preacher wanted to go to the cemetery and check it out. So I took her. She wanted us to come back at dark and play the Ouija board in the cemetery. That kind of ended any curiosity I ever had about playing one, and it ended my church goings as well.

I am unaware of your story, but I can believe that had to be a spooky situation. I have never played one and will not play one. I have been watching videos about them, but it's tough to say if any of those are true or not, even when they claim to be. Which is why I was asking here. I would ask on Facebook, but I'd catch too much shit.