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I have seen this video before. They are extreme. Self-absorbed. Moronic. Stupid.

Watch your language, or I'll cut that allowance.

PETA is bullshit. I'll go to one of their rallies eating a burger. Fuck them.

Twenty dollars is still a few weeks allowance.

How. Could. You? (Makes gagging sounds).

Sorry bro.

I'm going to go with neither. I'm going with raw ass.

Hmmm. @Zenigundam, does butthole taste like pennies?

I feel like there is a correct answer, but I don't feel that owls really give a damn.

If you're still a virgin, and never French kissed a pooter, then something is wrong. Fight me.

This just fucked with me on a new level.

steals your eggs and throws them at you as i'm being carted away to the big house.

You take this thread right here, and you love it, damnit. Seriously though, I cook them for the kids, but I have to constantly wash my hands. A boiled egg...forget it. I can't be around them. The smell. The look. Nope. And if disco makes turkey salad or something and puts them in it, I can't even wash the container out. I'll puke.

*runs you over with my truck* Giggle chills.

I did, but it said 12 A.M.

why in the hell would you eat one of those nasty things? They smell like straight up ass. The texture is terrible. They are just disgusting on every level. WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE THESE DAMN THINGS? I have an egg phobia. Fuck you.

I LOVE WALMART. Fight me.

My son wanted it. He likes Pokemon, although I'm not really sure how he knows about it, other than Pikachu being in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. I was leaning towards Detective Pikachu on DS, but he wanted Let's Go Pikachu. I just got done reading all the intro to him and setting up his character. I had to wait on the Joy-Cons to charge, so he's been about to blow his lid to get on this game.

Nine years isn't a dry spell. That's not even a slump. That's just good old fashioned bad luck, bro.

I don't know.

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. Also, picked up Let's Go Pikachu. Didn't know you couldn't play this game with the Pro controller, so I'm charging the Joy-Cons now. I know nothing about this game. I know nothing about Pokemon. At all.

Cry and reminisce about the good ol' days?

For some reason, your font looked older.

You're not 30 yet?