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  1. She marinates her ass with bourbon and brown sugar. Pussy like molasses.
  2. Suck my dick gay lord.
  3. As I said, fuck both of you.
  4. I was trying to get that piece of shit canned with me. Fuck him.
  5. Both of you keep my name out of your cock suckers.
  6. Ha.
  7. Who hurt your feelings, crypt? He's a piece of shit.
  8. Sit your ass down, crypt. You piece of shit.
  9. Just a tad.
  10. Haha. Oddly enough. Guinness is the only alcoholic beverage I ever liked.
  11. Other than tasting it and not liking it, yes. I do not drink it.
  12. I have never partaken in the consumption of coffee.
  13. I’m usually asleep when I’m not awake.
  14. Burning out your boxes.
  15. We had one really big one at one point, and he would swim up to you and let you pet him.
  16. Yikes, ghost.
  17. Disco will watch some random anime sometimes, and sometimes Robot Chicken on Hulu. But mostly just Bob's Burgers over and over.
  18. After a while, disco will wake up and turn it off. Then it is total darkness. Also, the fan is on every night. Doesn't matter if it's cold or not.
  19. We turn on Hulu and fall asleep with that on.
  20. if so, what do you fall asleep watching every night? For us, it's either Bob's Burgers or South Park.
  21. There are thousands of these fish in our pool. Several different breeds. All get along well. They just keep reproducing. We are going to have to expand it at some point. That's not mentioning all the frogs and toads that hang out there, as well as lizards.
  22. I've never really had anyone be pissed I turned a job down, unless it was a lateral move in the same company. Now, I have had them get pissed and/or sad when I put in my notice. I retracted a notice once. And at one company, I gave my notice and was offered a substantial raise to stay, to which I accepted.
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