I can rig something up. My uncle next door has made several. Nothing but plastic and some 2X4's. I think we have enough material laying around here to maybe throw one up.
When I'm on my laptop, I have my screen zoomed out at 110%. I can't see the people's profile pictures next to their names on the forums. Only when I click on the topic do I see them. I can't half see, and I don't want to put on my readers.
I drive a big truck, because I have little dick.
Still don't understand how I wear a size 16 shoe.
I can wear underoos, and it looks like I have a vagina.
My deduction of this photograph is telling me that based on the redness on your face, and the expression, you just took a massive deuce. That's not even mentioning the window being cracked.