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Maybe he scanned his shit, and since those things can be a pain in the ass, he thought it went through. He could have been slow too, and didn't realize his shit should have been more than ten dollars. Or maybe he was just a thief. Fuck those Walmart exit harassers.

No. I wouldn't wish homelessness on anyone. Glad you got out of that situation.

I'm gonna go off subject completely and say I just noticed your title of Lord General Dinner Roll, and I have to say it is the best one I have seen so far. Kudos and stuff.

You beat me then. On average though, it seems one can lose 20 or more pounds per week, if they eat nothing. It's easier obviously when you're sick. No appetite at all. For me anyways. Hard as hell for someone who is hungry and has no food, or someone just trying to lose weight. My best diet is getting the flu.

But how long did it take you to lose the 70 pounds?

They're assholes.

I mean, I know she's doing her job. It's not her decision to stand there and irritate people. It's a damn Walmart policy. Harass the customers after they pay for their stuff. Make them stop and show proof. And if I wanted to be an ass and just kept walking, then they could have called security on me, and be made to show my proof. Either way, Walmart wants to harass you.

Yep. And she could see me leaving the register, because I could see her from where I was at. Fucking people man.

Hoping for the best possible outcome. Sorry to hear it, nonetheless.

Exactly. Like you're gonna risk going to prison for some cheap shit. Both of my carts were overflowing, and she wasn't interested in the big ass packs of toilet paper and paper towels. She wanted to see the weed eater and the 30 lb. bag of potting soil. The paper products cost more than the soil.

Eek. Sounds like transmission trouble. Have you checked the transmission fluid lately? Doubtful that's it, but worth checking first.

and after dropping $800 in there, wouldn't you know the person who stands guard at the door, made me stop with two kids and two carts over flowing, to pull out my receipt. I get the reasoning behind this, but when you can literally see me leaving the check out line with my shit, do you honestly think I am stealing something? The item in question was a cheap ass $100 weed eater. Like I'm going to steal something that damn cheap. I'm sick of buying $300 weed eaters, for them to last one year and that's it. So, I went with the cheap shit. It's difficult to stop two carts along with two children, to prove I'm not a fucking thief. There hasn't been anyone at this post in years now at our Walmart. So, having to stop and present my proof, was surprising at best.

I live a sheltered life.

Bro, you are the only person I know who weed doesn't help their anxiety. Not questioning you. Just stating. I smoke because my anxiety is severe. It helps me, and it also helps with IBS. This last batch is potent as fuck. I took two tokes last night and was high as hell for two hours.

Anything that'll help with the anxiety. Speaking of which. It's time to hit the J.

I'll have to go read them.

What brings you out of rants and df, bucket? Can you spare a hot dog for a brother?

I'm fat, but I don't care. But I can lose weight, really fast. Last year I was really sick, and lost 20 lbs. in a week. When I am sick, I do not eat at all. I have been over a week without food plenty of times. Try eating a piece of grapefruit after each meal. It will help burn the fat. Back when I worked out and was in great shape, I always ate grapefruit. Also, Subway helps. I was on that for a year. I'd get a 12'' sub every day. Turkey, low fat mustard, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers. No cheese. Two bags of Sun Chips. Two bottles of apple juice. I'd split that meal. Half for lunch and half for dinner. No breakfast. No snacks, unless it was a small grilled chicken salad, or grapefruit. I would walk two miles every day as well. I carried a ten pound dumbbell in each hand and curl that while I walked. If you try the Subway diet and eat grapefruit, and walk a little, the weight should start falling off. But you have to stick to it. You can't cheat. Once you cheat, you will give yourself that sense that it's ok. You will feel a lot better. And you will not want or crave anything else after a while. I didn't care for the plan to start with, but after a short while, I didn't want anything except what I was eating. Which was all healthy.

I think Chris Hansen finally caught up to him.

I'm a bit disappointed you didn't use your name sake here. Beast milk.

Never heard of it.

That’s IHOP for me. I got food poisoning from those bastards twice. I will never eat there again.

See, small piece of information about myself, I know nothing, I mean absolutely nothing, about anime or any of the characters. Disco likes all that. I have never been able to sit through any, so I know, well, nothing.

I never get food to go. If I’m gonna make a mess, I’m doing it inside for someone else to clean up.

I’ve never been to Chipotle. Didn’t people get sick from them, like really sick?