midnight
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No shit. That was a worse storm than the real one that hit here.
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Yes ma'am.
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Oh, I was joking. I don't do porn. I just love watching cooking. And eating. Because I'm a fat ass.
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Ahh, it was an old joke. Someone is supposed to say who is Dee. The reply is Deez nuts dropped dead in your mouth.
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Did anyone hear about Dee dying?
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Great. Now I want to watch these movies again.
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Bring it in for a hug, brotato chip.
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I dig ya. When I have time to chat. That crypt kicker piece of shit has been occupying lots of my time lately. Dude's a total douchebag.
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Bend over disco, and let me check your barometric pressure with my tree dick. For science.
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But....I was gonna make that for y'all. Back to the drawing board.
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I'd tag her, but she turned off her notifications, and I'm too lazy to go show her.
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I'm going to be the one holding the magnifying glass as the world burns.
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Fuck you, too.
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Fuck you.
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I want burgers and fries.
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Fine. Get a barometer. And you can measure the barometric pressure every time a cloud comes up. Because these dumb fucks at the weather station can't get shit right.
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If you don’t go to church this weekend you’re going to hell
midnight replied to a topic in Free-For-All
Haha. I think lamb is the go-to meat today, for Passover. -
If you don’t go to church this weekend you’re going to hell
midnight replied to a topic in Free-For-All
I don't ''meat'' on any day, Jackie. The heck you talking about? -
Yes. Food Network, because I'm a fat fuck.
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Ok... Funniest thing you'll see this afternoon
midnight replied to Sawdamizer's topic in Free-For-All
More like cankles, am I right? -
Ok... Funniest thing you'll see this afternoon
midnight replied to Sawdamizer's topic in Free-For-All
I think the funniest part was asking if she could grab her ankles. -
Ok... Funniest thing you'll see this afternoon
midnight replied to Sawdamizer's topic in Free-For-All
I can totally tell by the caricature that that is Sawdy. (Eye roll). -
Wolowitz.
