fuggnificent

and still no fucking remake! i actually bought swag to wear while i played it thinking itd be out by now. so disappointed!

yes and you get to eat as much chocolate as you want

yah i wont be @work so cant complain even tho i need the money but i really needed a break that wasn't a holiday with everything closed

how much it cost? i need one....whole lotta anxiety lately

maybe its your period...just wrong orifice

was gonna :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: but i still gotta take my daughter to school then i gotta get my car fixed cuz its been recalled then i gotta take my daughter to the doc cuz her ear is bothering her... then i gotta buy a birthday present for a 2 year old...then im free!

hes done way more drugs than me. at least my shit is prescribed. hes probably done every street drug out there

see an ear nose and throat doctor

i miss military hottie being just down the street

Why wouldn't i be?

You should post the one about mastubation. Would be more fitting.

You need a man with sensitivity. A man like me!

More than usual your ire is off the charts. Is it because you have less than 10 years to live? U gonna spend that whole time mad at me?

A g-string would burrow 2 feet into my ass. Ive tried them before. We dont get along.

Nice work ethic

That was a hat i just bought for my mom. :-\

In all my splendor. Dats me!

No. I HAD a problem. The wine fixed it.

i drank an entire bottle Saturday night. light weight.

Why u say that? Thinking about getting one for your momma?

You should do a pr0n with a lady or guy dressed up as an alligator and you come and fuck it...to death!

No

Who said i needed it? I want it! It can make you cum in 3 minutes!

You gotta stop letting them cum on your face. That stuff is like acid.

Good job, Elliot.