fuggnificent

Last time i had a gym membership some crow looking bitch laughed at me. Yah you might be skinny but you ugly af biiiitch

😭

Please hire me! I wanna be rich, too! I is smart!

Yah its better to brag about trying to troll someone to push them to suicide instead, right?

Work work work work work (Rihanna voice) Then exercise

I wrap myself incased in warmth I snuggle in and smile And start to drift off to dreamland And then SOMETHING BIT MY TOE! so here i am

Thanks!

What is this!? I wanna watch it!

Workmans comp, bitches! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

I fucking hate disgusting bats. The fact that they led to the evolution of bed bugs doesnt help!

DATA BREACH. MILLIONS OF PEES MISSING!

Random thought. Ignore me. Im crazy.

Addresses not on the pees, sillies

But did you die?

Sillies? That a word? Sillys...whatever

Med info not on the pees, sillies

Ill look into it. We are also going to move closer to my job so ill be only 5 miles away instead of 20. Much nicer neighborhood, too.

when i worked at mcdonalds i was good friends with the manager and after she promoted me she said she wanted to make me a manager if only i smiled more. hell no was i gonna be a teenage manager over other teenagers!

Saw something about lots of people overdosing on a certain benzo...soooo tempting (no not kpin)

Buncha snitches

@CutieQuesadilla whats so fucking funny 😡

In this high pitch mocking voice that i guess is supposed to be me "ohh i cant get outta bed! Im depressed! I have bad anxiety! OHHH" And shes forever telling me not to take my meds.

The library

We have 22 books checked out and i have 8 items on hold.😂