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Wtf i accomplished nothing 😭

No star trek?

Light weight!

Only when nothing else works

I do have a keurig...cant do the other thing. Kid afoot

Alcoholic here come

I cant stand the uncultured tart but the album is jammin 30 seconds to mars new stuff is kinda okay, too

I dont buy kias so i should be fine.

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WELL IT DONT WORK. i used to do 1000 calorie workouts 5x a week and i still felt like crap. Dont ever say that stupid shit to people who are mentally ill

Yah having something that can explode and burn you is so smart. I dont know why they discontinued that cell phone after one caught on fire...burns arent that serious and the house was still standing.

Its raining. Too out of shape to run but i walked several miles this week. Did you not see the thread that exercise does not cure depression?

April 2017 http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/04/14/leaky-gas-stove-appears-to-be-cause-of-elmwood-park-house-explosion-police-say/

February 2018 Any more requests? https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/24/12-year-old-killed-4-others-injured-after-house-explosion-in-texas.amp.html

Its high time to get addiicted to hardcore drugs!

Malfunctions and blows up your whole house. Yup.

Yah all my rich family members got the stoves with the flat surfaces

Oh wow how hilarious 😐

Ducks were the theme of my baby shower. My sis in law bought HUNDREDS of rubber ducks for the party and i kept them for years and madison played with them in the tub until i found out how much mold was growing in them. So i probably have 100 rubber duckies in the storage room right now.

And im too old to go in it 😭

**update. Im getting a refund

Wtf im all naraku ghostreking over this bastard Hesohothesohothesohot By bitches. I got better shit to do with my weekend now lol

You dont cook lasagne dear

Ok so anyway..ill answer the thread. Giving Military hottie asked me like twice and i was so pissed and disgusted. We got into a fight shortly afterwards (remember i was crazy and unmedicated so yes i was fighting him when he wasnt even my man) and i bought it up: What?! She lick your ass like you want, that fat nasty bitch?! (I was skinny at the time. Skinnier than her anyway.) I was sooooooo mad he asked me to do that shit. Who the hell would lick a grown man hairy ass? Receiving I used to see this gross nerdy 50 year old guy strictly for oral. He was a huge pervert and soon he wanted to lick my asshole. No, he begged to. So i let him. He went at it like a pig while moaning and making these whimpering noises because it excited him so much. And i got a huuuuge ass. He loved that shit. It grossed me out. I got zero pleasure no matter how far his tongue went up there. I took a scolding hot bath right afterwards and ignored him for awhile.

?? I said u were sexually hung up. Theres a difference. All show n tell...no action. But hey...do you. Why care what i say or even remember it.