fuggnificent

Are u gonna pack enough drugs so you dont go into withdrawal with the little kiddies?

Gimme gimme!

Theyre fucking awesome!

Im also addicted to his fish. He would fry it with sugar on it and ive been trying to copy it for a month now and its still not like his. I barely remember how he made it but i will try...no choice.

You should every year...not just for your sight but they can detect other health issues like high blood pressure or glacoma. I have to go every year myself because my eyesight has gotten progressively worse every year of my life.

Here ya go! https://www.bustle.com/p/whats-coming-to-netflix-in-november-2017-form-the-perfect-companion-to-the-changing-seasons-2968658?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=pro&utm_campaign=fbprossbm

Altho my vagina is very enlightening it will not lead you to the spiritual awakening you so desperately need.

Who? Stop making up names!

YouTube is teaching kids all kind of crazy stuff these days.

gonna die blinded sheeple

its not a euphemism you disgusting morons

maybe you should stop touching yourself @ night

yeah i threatened to kill this girl he fucked then i hacked his instant messanger, email and facebook

i fell for the wrong guy

great album. omg its over 20 years old. im so fucking old

big bang theory is actually pretty good.. and funny.. and cute.. .young sheldon is like.. a bunch of nothing. it has nothing going for it

no its not ....anybody can be a nerd. being a nerd is not a race. and im pretty sure nerdy people are writing for the show.. do you need REAL nerds to be in big bang theory in order to watch it or something? what kind of retarded shit are you trying to say

one half of your face looks like a dood and the other half looks like a chick... im cooonfuuusssed

are we suppose to congratulate you? do you realize most people cant afford to eat out everyday and HAVE to make everything from scratch? you impress no one.

Hi hows everybody doing tonight? blah... obviously not too good if youre here on friday night and all youve got to do is read this thread, huh, right? lol well thats how i feel anyhow.. the last time i had a good time on a friday night it was while i was drunk in a club taking selfies with a bunch of white girls standing in line with me on the way to the bathroom. they didnt know what i was going to do with the pictures, they were just happy to be photographed. i ended up trolling white supremacist websites with the photos. nothing makes a racist more angry than seeing a black person surrounded by a bunch of ecstatic pretty white women holding their pee. it'd would only have been worse if i was a guy wearing a hoodie drinking a 40 in a rap video. actually, i hit 35 and i realized the only reason i went out was to look pretty and get attention from men. do you know how outdated that is in this day in age?? with dating apps i only have to look pretty once say every 3 or 6 months, take a picture, upload it to facebook and now i can get dick while im sitting at home with no makeup wearing a mumu eating haagan daaz... fuck going out.. its for 20 year olds who still value "friendship" - which is them just trying to out pretty each other while they reject any guy that actually has interest in them. i never understood going out with other girls and looking all hot...then dancing with guys.. but then if you actually fuck them you have to deal with your "friends" hating you and telling all your other friends that you blew some dood in a parking garage of a club FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... like - what the fuck... so i just stay home... have sex when i feel like it.. and like the pictures of all my 30 something friends at bars with guys theyll never fuck who somehow think they're accomplishing more in life than me just because they went out and talked shit about their jobs and all the people that happen to not be in the room with them at the time. fuck that. i stayed home,saved money, binged an entire season of supernatural and hooked up - so who really accomplished something on the weekend? so its november 2017. what the fuck? who is still mad the y2k thing didnt happen? the more time that passes the more pissed i am that Armageddon still hasnt happened yet. And we dont have any of the cool shit that Back to the Future promised us in the movies - we dont have flying cars or hoverboards. even WORSE - shit that happened 30-50 years ago is happening AGAIN. if i was a time traveler i wouldnt even want to come back to this decade... its just a huge historical remake with different locations, different actors thats not as good as the first time it came out. i have a lot of other shit to complain about but i doubt anyone will listen to me so im ending this here.. i might come back with some more lame shit if someone likes this or replies to it .. blargh

my time in the basement was.... an experience.... but i cant stay here... i have people who depend on me. i will find you a job and get you out of here. too!

they were "restructuring" and let a bunch of us new people go. they said we can try to come back after 6 months.

i had a similiar job and had just gotten to the point where it wasnt AS soul crushing ... and it was starting to get kinda easy.... then they FIRED MEEEEEEEEEEE

i hear you. i get so sick of hearing my daughter practice in her voice lessons the same song every week for MONTHS that i now sit outside while she practices