fuggnificent

blah im just here to pay bills and spend 80% of my money on my offspring. yay me. great life.

big bang theory is awesome. all the things that make sheldon awesome are under emphasized and underwhelming in the spin off sheldon. it does not hit its comedic marks at all and leaves you wanting more while you are NOT laughing. its depressing and boring.

see why you should post carefully? one moment you are enjoying a relaxing evening online. next thing you know you gotta gay bottom in a fox suit

ill be moving out of the basement, phillies. it was REAL... so REAL

you ARE The Man

its horrible. will be cancelled before season 2.

life insurance customer service

i have an embarrassingly long grocery shopping list. i cant do grocery pick up anymore because i am paying with food stamps...so yah.. totally looking forward to wondering around the store lost looking for something benign like taco seasoning.

then its back to schelping it for The Man.

horrible! spent 3 hours @ the doctor only to have two pharmacies tell me they wont have my baby's medicine until monday. also, shes acting weird and cant calm down. i think it was the flu shot they gave her.

Beige lace

Niiiiiiice

U shuld stop smikung

Lol well of course u do. Hes gay. He likes regular looking guys,too. And because im nice heres another booty shot lol

In dreams sometimes u just know things. He was there and i was preggie and we understood he was the dad. I dont if it was by in vitro or sex or what.

You dont believe buddy takes street drugs either. You are an idiot.

I got a text from subway for a free sub!

Its fuggnificent

Did you not see where i mentioned i talked to him thru his fb live? Oh forgot. Youre too old to know what that is.

Hes really sweet, too. Down to earth.

Just walk into a bar and announce you have the biggest weiner in there. Someone will go home with you.

You're sexually confused. Admit it.

Sandstone is fucking hawt

I saw people in dinosaur costumes on Halloween and thought x rated things. You have ruined me!

This guy Ive talked to him on fb live months and months ago... saw this pic last week. Dont know why im dreaming he my baby daddy lol