fuggnificent

taking madison Saturday morning. nervous.

i kno abt them because of nin

like u have anything else to spend money on

still worth it not sure my moms knows how to cook him for me. shes only cooked crab

yeah. u know u can get a live lobster on stamps? it so tempting but i havent done it yet lol

living that life. slip a lobster in the buggy for me.

good. my 3rd exam got pushed back another day so its even more possible ill get 100% and get off @5pm (schedule im fighting for)

ive never quit a job around xmas. i usually quit in oct but you bet your ass i have a new job in less than 30 days. also i have a great job , off weekends and holidays and i have a day shift so fuck u

work on your interview skills. glassdoor even has a lot of interview questions . i flubbed up my blue cross blue shield panel interview and still got hired..so dont be too nervous. relax. and ask questions to make it hit home that u care abt the job. when they ask u why u leaving yer current job i hope u arent telling them how much u hate it or your schedule

re do your resume and do mock interviews if u have irl family because its been like over 3 months

wtf phillies after i made you a leek pizza on your birthday and everything

my sexual freedom amd fucking who i want when i want

why aint nobody hiring you lol the market is overflooded with jobs

rogue mail him his plush!

i purposefully zenid some of my thanksgiving dinner

give me monies

man if i sat down and outed all the men that sexually harrassed me lol who has that kind of time i was even raped...he apologized after...guess im horrible cuz i dont see a reason to ruin his life

theres my gif

yah cuz you know people cant fuck without having a kid i agree. they should invent something to prevent that.

my parents let me wake up on xmas to absolutely nothing one year and never bought us presents again. didnt even sit us down and tell us beforehand that they couldnt afford anything. even worse, i still believed in santa at the time. so every xmas i kinda went overboard for my kid. cant really this year but im getting her SOMETHING...not pulling a soul crushing empty room on her.

i totally would have sold my virginity when i was 18. i was fucking haaaawt. could have at least got $500 k

yah because everyone knows having money is way better than fucking. thats why strippers make less than minimum wage.

yah its 900% but no one touches it. no wonder you get all the ladies with your masterful use of logic