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Whats that noise? I must go investigate.

i dont haha.. and im still getting PAID

man i havent done that since i was ip banned from this website once LOL

we didnt do shit today. all we did was talk about random shit, look at the trainers facebook from her trip to lincoln's neighborhood in IL and google pictures of fried grits... I WAS DYING OF BOREDOM

"Let climb this really dangerous snow capped mountain that many people have died climbing!! It'll be fun!"

its categorized under "games" LOL but its def because of the porn, Girls X battle and the judas chair.

"Can I have a venti pumpkin spice latte, please?"

"MMm...avocado toast."

but i can go to facebook and everybody there is logged into facebook. wtf? also, is there a UEMBer where i work i dont know about? or working for the same company? howd they know to block it? at my previous job i had access for a couple of days before i got caught and they blocked it. UEMB is blocked right off the bat where im at now.

(white boy commits crime) Poor misguided youth. I hope the judge is lenient. He has his whole life ahead of him!! (black boy commits crime) Thug! Let him rot in jail! (its this way in SC anyway... i have the screenshots to prove it)

"i want to speak to your manager's manager!"

There you go pulling the race card again!

I'm not looking for anything serious.

If you dont like it, leave (as in country)

My tax dollars pay for such and such...

I voted for Trump because...

Is this organic? cage-free? etc

unfortunately

phillies and miku giving me a pedicure

i just...you guys....i cant ...lol!

my ultra long extra absorbent maxi pads arent diapers. pls stop telling everyone that!

like you motherfuckers gotta choice. you better clean that shitty diaper.

its not my money. im at work all day and i come home and the shopkins have found more money i think my mom is doing it and just fucking with me

damn, you're too quick!

in b4 lame advice in b4 mentions of gordon in b4 unhelpful jokes