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have you ever heard of shopkins? theyre these little miniature foods and clothes with eyes painted on them. you can get them in blind bags or packages of 4-20. my daughter has about 100 and she made a corner of the den into a town for them called "shopkinville" she builds houses and condos for them out of cardboard. lately, the shopkins in shopkinville have been "finding" weird items like gold buttons and string,... which is fine...but now the shopkins are finding money.. first it was dimes... then quarters.. then a dollar bill.. and the last time a $5 dollar bill my mom says shes not giving Madison the money and Madison swears up and down that the shopkins are finding the money aint parenting grand?

its not that big of a problem that a guoirl MUST swallow. bring a fucking towel. who says im sucking you off anyway

you really wanna a girl that goes ariund swallowing any rando dood baby juice? i tell these fools they need to find a girlfriend for that shit

its for fucking and you aint no fuckboi

something tells me theres a lot more going on than some movie

cuz life sucks then when everything is going good, you freak out waiting for the other foot to fall. you know? even in movies when theres a haopy scene i just feel it coming "he's gonna step out into the street and a bus will hit him". it never fails i totally need to see a counselor to help me cope with stuff when its going well and not panic and then ruin it

dont ya know that fat floats? worry abt your skinny muscly ass sinking

aww ...look...shes trolling the uemb!

wuts with all the new kitkits? u know some if us have mean mothers and arent allowed to have kitkits in the house. but you dont think of us, do you? blantantly rubbing your kitkits in our faces! ????

my take home is a thou. i make $14 hr and i claim 7 so no taxes. i also have obamacare so health insurance doesnt come out my check. so unbecome that lol

LMAO wow. what are you gonna do with all that money. jk. thats less than my paycheck. i pay all my bills for 6 months with my refund. you need to find a better tax person.

oh towel linen closet is n3xt to the bathroom in the hallway...so you have to hang all your lady bits out in the hallway and if anyone leaves a room before u can grab a towel and swiftly escape back into the bathroom they are scarred for life

$5 a pie my cousin says my grandmother would be proud blah blah blah imma make him a free one for being the 1st one to FINALLY ADMIT MY PIES ARE DA SHIT! LOL!

wut do people with no kids get back? like $500? LOL

i want free monies

do your people come from puerto rico, zeni?

ive been depressed all my life. even in my baby photo they just gave up and took my pic of me crying lol

not to be racist but theyre just looking for a white male to be manager of something. just show good work ethic.

inner pain....emotional

they actually do, depending in the policy - it will tell you. our policies still pay if you've had the policy for 2 years

im in agony pretty much 24/7 is this normal? answer poll, please

sorry. its my diseased brain. esp this time of year lol. i just freak out and cant think straight. then i just let my mom handle the stressful stuff.... i am trying not to freak out like this come christmastime...but i probably will but yeah.. i just bought a bunch of zip lock bags so my mom will probably come home and cut it up or something. she'll try to stuff it in the freezer even tho we barely have room in there

lol yer kitty is gonna die cuz of the poison vapors

my cousin james had picked up the turkey but for some reason his wife decided to send half of it back to us. ANND cue anxiety and panic. it will not fit in the fridge and i know i cant donate it now. ugh

they probably thought they were saving it from going bad. i see no mention of a large fridge.