fuggnificent

now if youd told him to make his own damn sammich hed still b awake. lessons learned

not missing one question on all 4 of my insurance exams when other people failed other people barely passed and one girl took an exam twice, failed both times, then quit i dont kno what i ate for breakfast and didnt miss not one question...despite crushing depression where the symptomS INCLUDE loss of concentration and memory problems. i quizlet the fuck outta those exams. BEAST.

a girlie ruby tuesday drink. i left and picked up some wine. had to come home cuz madison asked me to and said she was hungry

wtf u want bitches to live on ice? this doesnt solve bot one of my problems fucker

people here are actually mad there wont be snow when fucking snow here sucks...everything shuts down and youre stuck in the house

im drunk already lol

im about to do a weinstein on this bitch

nah i dont kno what its like to go without any thing after youve done heroin. thats pretty fucking impressive. congrats on 2 years.

today i realized i feel totally fucked up and i dont know why...but im functioning!

why cant u drink? alcoholic?

im just saying...its ok if youre hitting on him as long as i get to watch...and record.

are u hitting on my husband?

tell me more

its been a rough week

ive never experienced heartburn...not even when i was preggie. you're probably dying. your girlsx characters will miss you.

i had to resort to some saved old favorites this morning

i wanna punch her in the face

MY GAWD WHEN WILL IT END?!

my opinion is i liked pixels...the rest of his movies can suck my titties

Phillies in a military uniform

i was too embarassed! and while we were going home he was like "do u think they heard me?" and i said "EVERYBODY HEARD YOU!"

some dood talked about "ejaculating" while we were on a conference call today!

ill put some snow and ice on your ground bby

no...ellipse...go see dumpster fires

if it was for who i think it probably ended snorted up her sinuses. we still have ours. training wheel broke tho...gotta get new ones.