fuggnificent

ya some eye drops. she wont be contagious after 24 hours thank god.

i keep seeing tshirts with elaborate owls. my daughter has two owl shirts and i saw a girl on tv with one.

*faints*

uh thx?

??? been working on her performance for months. i dunno how she got it. i kno my coworkers son got it last week. could i have transferred it even tho i wasnt affected? this sucks greasy gorilla balls

https://www.bellaforrest.net/the-gender-game the library only has 4 of them. so im doing the free 30 day trial of unlimited kindle to read the last 3.

you should hear russian accent. make you quiver.

draw the offspring of me phillies and miku combined. what our baby would look like.

good cuz it dont look like anybody else will hire you

ive cammed b4 its addictive

its a place for kids my daughter goes to

fuck u bish

holy shizzzz

i thougt u were quoting the 21 savage song

mindblown

ive never hit...another person lol

wtf are yall talking abt? all that hokey shit dont go down here in cacalack

i asked the guard and he says i cant walk thru the building to get to the dmv. gotta drive there. eat shit crackface.

gays still can have babies

straight sex is already a sin most of the time these days. did ya even READ IT?

lemonheads

how is it you get all the coolest shit...pancakes..shirts...now mugs

omg this life insurance job is so freaking complicated. explaining premiums, dividends, interest, loans and conversions. people not billed for years get bills for thousands of dollars. people who thought their premium was $20 get bills for over $1000. Death claims! Its hard but fun in a weird way. much more fun than aflac. i cant wait to go back! so much to learn...dont see myself switching to autopilot and spending all day here while i work lol i was engaged the whole time and the day went by fast.

whelp the police deemed her at fault. now it'll be a pain in the ass trying to get my car fixed when i work 8:30-5pm during all normal business hours.. ugh. even more aggravating trying to get in touch with her adjuster while im at work all day taking calls and cant talk to her. ugh. i have to go to the dmv during my lunch to turn in the police report or my license will be suspended. luckily, i actually work in the same building as the dmv.. heh.. just gotta drive over to their side of the building during my lunch... still a hassle cuz i wont be able to eat and i hate doing customer service hungry. ah well... they better cut me a fat check or im suing for pain, suffering and missed wages.

i was rearended in 2010. the paint dude asked to repaint the whole car. shady af.