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But then your butt will be all wet.

I hate that 2 hours on the operating table did what decades of being a direct care giver and hauling on landwhales did not - my back is messed up.

I thought that this was going to be about an infestation of pigeons.

Not on bagpipes, I hope.

Sure he has. Lots of times, in his mind.

Oh, God, I'm dyin' Hunting season can't come soon enough.

A Patreon - Hell is a work in progress.

You may be younger, but I'd rather jump Jack Nicholson. Hell, when I was your age, I'd have rather jumped Jack Nicholson. Or Al Pacino, a really short old man who still does better with chicks than you do.

I would imagine that it has more to do with frozen ground than lack of respect.

You're not in the same age group. You're almost 27. She may be 18 or she may be 15. The generation doesn't matter; most people take exception to pervs trying to pick up young girls on their way home from school.

If I were you, I'd be more concerned about him calling the cops.

She looks like she has no toes, just points on the end of her feet.

Like a chocolate chip cookie. When he was in high school, I could have been arrested for the other kind.

Aww. You were kind of cute. I'd have pinched your cheek and given you a cookie.

Fiber! Fiber and gas!

No...no... There is no such thing as a geographic cure for any of the woes that plague the OP.

I don't know about wiser, but once you've gotten through something, there's no need to be afraid of it (even if you'd rather not repeat it). The older you get, the more stuff you've gone through - and survived.

The older you get, the less fear you have.

What about a GoFundMe?

Spiritus? We had a bottle of that when I was a kid - I used to use it in the alcohol lamp that went with my chemistry set. On topic - when I used to get seriously drunk, I always enjoyed the phase where I loved everybody. Unfortunately, it's difficult to titrate to stay at that point.

Fuck enabling - click that, and you'll wind up in Dreamland...Art Bell's Dreamland.

You can't fool me. You've been listening to Coast to Coast again.

Well, it's not fur.