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Doesn't sex on the beach have grapefruit juice in it? I don't recall anything about beer. (Of course, there are a lot of things that I don't recall from that particular part of my life.)

A man who does not drink should not be offering an opinion on beer.

Welcome to middle age, kids. :catlol

Licensing should be mandatory.

"In Sealandia, if you get a divorce, is she still your sister?"

Can't say as I blame him - I, for one, would probably be in a fetal position by now. That's why I don't volunteer - there's a limit to how many drugs I can get my hands on at any one given time.

I'm just going to stay in my sovereign nation (to be named once the fence is up), and paint a target on the roof. No slow lingering here - we're going out with a bang.

Why am I not surprised that you would eat happy meals?

His mother cares, though. She'd like to get him out of the house long enough to get the locks changed.

Hey, it could happen...Stay thirsty, my friend.

Either that, or he's gone into the fake ID business.

Vote early, vote often. Also, just because you're dead doesn't mean that you don't have civil rights.

Pretty much the living/room/kitchen (it's one of those open plans).

Not necessarily mascot loyalty, but I do feel good when I buy a Keebler product; after all, poor Ernie has all of those elves to support.

I don't even remember what that is, much less how to get it.

Old news is old - that theory was disproved about 20 years ago. Now pick that stuff up and put it back on the shelf.

To be honest, If he was my patient, I wouldn't ask. There are places that even the most dedicated professional simply will not go.

Nice, but will it clash with Miku?

It's not a "mill question." It's called a routine intake question. Why is whether or not they ask about your smoking so important? The intake also generally asks if you drink, use any unprescribed or street drugs, and if you're sexually active. How come those questions don't turn your little crank?

You're going to be wrong every time you say that, and no one will believe you. I don't even think that you believe it - it's just your fall back when you get sad and need attention.

Oh, my God, you are so delusional. You really need professional help, and if you're getting it, they need to kick it up a notch.

Because they need a quantitative answer, not a qualitative one. (Also, there are people who smell like smoke because they live with smokers, not because they smoke.)