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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Believes that potatoes are the future.
  2. mthor
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  3. mthor
    Dresses like the Gorton's fisherman on sunny days.
  4. mthor
    Introduces himself by saying "Call me Ishmael. "
  5. mthor
    It's funny - Peter Ostrum, the kid who played Charlie in the first Willy Wonka movie, did the same thing. Never acted in another thing, went to vet school, and opened a practice upstate.
  6. mthor
    Yes. She always came across as somebody that you'd like to have as your own vet - very good at explaining without being condescending.
  7. mthor
    Prescription medication ads.
  8. mthor
    RIP. I remember when she used to show up on Judge Joe Brown as an expert witness.
  9. mthor
    Designed the sets for Batboy: The Musical.
  10. mthor
    Places collect calls to Windsor Castle and asks to borrow all the king's horses and all the king's men.
  11. mthor
    A prime example of someone whose social skills would actually be better if he'd been raised by wolves.
  12. mthor
    You and my sister - she's the one who told me that. She's had like 6 or 7 gingers over the years, all male.
  13. mthor
    Such a face! I just want to hug her! Fun fact: only about 20% of orange kitties are female.
  14. mthor
    Oh, please, child. I was smoking weed before you were born. We are not the lamest generation. Lame, yes, but not the lamest.
  15. mthor
    Is trying to take his one-man production of Guys and Dolls on the road.
  16. mthor
    Gave Smokey the Bear a lighter.
  17. mthor
    Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production." (Are you guys old enough for that?)
  18. mthor
    Won't let retail workers take a break in peace.
  19. mthor
    Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping.
  20. mthor
    Judas priest on a pony, would you stop?
  21. mthor
    Half of what you say is conjecture and the other half is fantasy; why would I bother remembering?
  22. mthor
    How often do you toddle out to Wyoming? Or do you take the bus out west once a week so you can smoke in a restaurant that may or may not exist?
  23. mthor
    I've been smoking for 50+ years and I can smell it a mile away.
  24. mthor
    I have cleaned colostomy bags that were less full of shit than you are. Health inspections are public records; how about you post theirs? You can even blur out the name of the establishment.
  25. mthor
    Prove it. Not that you can.
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