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It's not "just" RSV if you're the one who's got it. Drink lots of clear liquids and feel better soon!

Discretion is the better part of valor.

I have no idea where to put this, but it just tickles me pink.

Also, if it's enteric coated, don't crush it

I really didn't want to go see DeeDee's play, but getting covid was kind of an extreme strategy.

Call them. Ask.

Lo, I am become Death, destroyer of words... (Thanks, @Doom Metal Alchemist.)

Why do you consider the Frankenstein movie ableist?

I...don't think that you know any gen z's or alphas.

Blueberry pancakes & sausage

What can I say? Middle schoolers were easier to impress 25 years ago.

I thought about it, but I was afraid they'd call CPS.

I remember when I made my girls watch the original Planet of the Apes (it was running on AMC when the first reboot came out). They were so blown away by the end that they made a bunch of their friends watch it, too.

FTFY

OK, so maybe these don't belong because they're radio ads, but if you've ever encountered fire ants...

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

While I applaud your spelling and grammar in the above post, my response must be somewhere between "well, duh" and "you're just figuring this out?"

Keep your elbows off the table.

Aw f' chrissake 🤦‍♀️

Slurm

Shhhh! You have no idea how badly I need 12 lords a-leaping in my life.

*January 6

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

Don't be ageist. She might be 60.

My daughter sent me one Lovecraftian Xmas carol, and now the algorithm is hitting me with all kinds of stuff like this. I'm not complaining.