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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Clips his nails with a hedge trimmer.
  2. mthor
    Sometimes, it's a state of knees.
  3. mthor
    Dude. Please. I'd give my senior discount at Dunkin' to be almost 50 again.
  4. mthor
    You're younger than both of my kids. I think I need a nap now.
  5. mthor
    It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
  6. mthor
    Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.
  7. mthor
    Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.
  8. mthor
    Spellcheck motherfucker! Can you use it?
  9. mthor
    Wears white after Labor Day.
  10. mthor
    I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.
  11. mthor
    Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.
  12. mthor
    Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
  13. mthor
    So much for St. Malachi...
  14. mthor
    Benedict? Traditional? Surely you jest - the former Grand Inquistor traditionalist?
  15. mthor
    Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
  16. mthor
    Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
  17. mthor
    Live long and prosper. 🖖
  18. mthor
    Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
  19. mthor
    Buys trucks from ferrets.
  20. mthor
    Happy birthday 🖖
  21. mthor
    Niagara Falls....Slowly, I turned....
  22. mthor
    But you can read, and I cannot believe that you looked at that and said, "Oh, yeah, that's close."
  23. mthor
    By the seven bleeding wounds of Christ, how did you manage to screw up "Catholics" so badly? Jesus Christ (so to speak), do you not have spell check?
  24. mthor
    Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.
  25. mthor
    Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.
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