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See, that doesn't bother me. Anal, uterine, bladder - anything hanging out doesn't get to me on the same visceral (so to speak) level as eyeballs. I'd rather deal with a prolapse than use a Morgan lens any day.

I'm too old for this shit.

Cramped spaces. I'm fat, so this isn't really irrational, but I'm deathly afraid of getting stuck. (Like the time I had to climb into the front seat of my Camry from the back seat because the front doors had frozen shut - I swear sheer panic propelled me into the driver's seat.) Also, not a fear, but everybody who's ever worked in health care has one thing they cannot deal with, and mine is eyeballs.

Not only was Jesus Christ swearing, oh my God was swearing, and my mom was not particularly tolerant of crap or fart

My father had the Doom Spoon. Any violation of Emily Post earned a crack on the head with the Spoon.

Swearing. My parents used to ground us for swearing. Now I can't speak for 30 seconds without dropping an f-bomb or a Jesus Christ.

Orders fast food using interpretive dance at the drive through.

Tzatziki on English muffins. Pretty much my breakfast all summer.

*sigh* and here I thought I was being tactful.

Look, at least I didn't throw a tantrum and demand to talk to the manager.

Yeah, it seems to be back up, at least for the moment. I was just afraid that I'd done something more boomer than usual.

...or have I just managed to screw up my feed? (for context, I set up a new computer this afternoon, and am willing to admit that I may have done something to the wi-fi.)

You kids and your pumpkin spice. Gas station coffee and a cigarette.

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Back on topic: Santa Claus is bald.

@blueraven1979 (because you're easier to find here)

I don't know if I'm coming down with something, or just old. Either way, I am displeased. Edit: and to add insult, at least one of the cats is yarking a hairball even as I type.

Won't they dig up the lawn?

Freeze dried ice cream!? How am I supposed to supplement my social security with freeze dried ice cream?! (Seriously, thanks!🥰)

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Grits & eggs

🎉🎂🎂🍻🎊 Cake for all!

Yeah, those are the best of all Popeyes.

Are those the ones with the "strike up the band" song?

Crashes weddings so that he can join the chicken dance.