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mthor

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  1. mthor
    I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.
  2. mthor
    Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.
  3. mthor
    Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
  4. mthor
    So much for St. Malachi...
  5. mthor
    Benedict? Traditional? Surely you jest - the former Grand Inquistor traditionalist?
  6. mthor
    Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
  7. mthor
    Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
  8. mthor
    Live long and prosper. 🖖
  9. mthor
    Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
  10. mthor
    Buys trucks from ferrets.
  11. mthor
    Happy birthday 🖖
  12. mthor
    Niagara Falls....Slowly, I turned....
  13. mthor
    But you can read, and I cannot believe that you looked at that and said, "Oh, yeah, that's close."
  14. mthor
    By the seven bleeding wounds of Christ, how did you manage to screw up "Catholics" so badly? Jesus Christ (so to speak), do you not have spell check?
  15. mthor
    Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.
  16. mthor
    Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.
  17. mthor
    Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.
  18. mthor
    Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.
  19. mthor
    Boomerang has Thundarr! Yeehaw!
  20. mthor
    I tried that. I almost drowned.
  21. mthor
    Is on a first-name basis with Cthulhu.
  22. mthor
    Is optioning the movie rights to that thread.
  23. mthor
    It's probably already happened - for science.
  24. mthor
    Calls every parent he knows and says " it's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" at 4:57 AM .
  25. mthor
    Is currently pursuing a master's degree in mime.
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