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I thought about it, but I was afraid they'd call CPS.

I remember when I made my girls watch the original Planet of the Apes (it was running on AMC when the first reboot came out). They were so blown away by the end that they made a bunch of their friends watch it, too.

FTFY

OK, so maybe these don't belong because they're radio ads, but if you've ever encountered fire ants...

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

While I applaud your spelling and grammar in the above post, my response must be somewhere between "well, duh" and "you're just figuring this out?"

Keep your elbows off the table.

Aw f' chrissake 🤦‍♀️

Slurm

Shhhh! You have no idea how badly I need 12 lords a-leaping in my life.

*January 6

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

Don't be ageist. She might be 60.

My daughter sent me one Lovecraftian Xmas carol, and now the algorithm is hitting me with all kinds of stuff like this. I'm not complaining.

The way it reads, I'm not sure where the 20 year age gap is.

What?

Firefox, since 2012. The son in law who is my tech advisor told me to use it, I forget why.

PBJ

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I'm not sure what the problem is, on multiple levels.

🎉🎂🎊

There can be only one...

A natural F cup can barely survive the rigors of everyday life. Back pain is one of the main reasons for breast reduction surgery.