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Dammit, I glued my fingers together. Got them apart, obviously, but there's Krazy glue residue all over them, and I can't decide whether to use acetone, which is fast, but dries the hell out of one's skin, or Vaseline, which is kinder to skin but takes forever. A small thing, I know, but sometimes the stupid little things are the ones that disproportionately irritate me.

Depends loses.

This reminds me of when I moved to Florida, and all of a sudden started getting calls from funeral parlors selling pre-need packages. I know, I know, Florida is full of old people, but I was 23 at the time...

Dude, I am a contemporary of your mother's, and even I know what it means.

2 Arby's beef & cheddar. Arby's may be like the law and sausage, but like once a year, they're so good.

I love anything cranberry, but I can do without the nuts. (I don't like them in Waldorf salad, either; it's a texture thing.)

You need a recipe?

I've got a recipe for something that looks very much like the second one. It's my step sister in law's - she calls it acini de pepe. It's made with acini pasta; I'm not sure if what your picture has is that or maybe medium tapioca.

You see auto maintenance, I see one of the reasons we always kept a couple of bottles of 10% ethanol IV solution on hand in the ER.

It's more than a little alarming that you know what antifreeze tastes like. Feeling ok?

Sometimes, it happens even when they do.

Hey! My grandma was from Texas.

Cool. Let party.

Thanks for answering my question.

What does disclosure change?

Personally, I prefer raspberry.

Be careful - if you say it 3 times, he may appear.

1969, baby. Summer of love. My mom wouldn't let me go to Woodstock, so I joined the Banana Splits instead. (It was a promotion thing with Kellogg's - 4 box tops from Apple Jacks and a quarter for a complete membership kit.)

Stop! I'll have you know that I ate 4 boxes of Applejacks and spent an afternoon weeding the garden in order to become a charter member of the Banana Splits Club.

🖖🎂🖖

Cage match!

Whatever happened to Juan Valdez and his burro?

And after all that, she dumped him in the second movie.

My great great grandmother lived to be 108 out of spite.