mthor

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

While I applaud your spelling and grammar in the above post, my response must be somewhere between "well, duh" and "you're just figuring this out?"

Keep your elbows off the table.

Aw f' chrissake 🤦‍♀️

Slurm

Shhhh! You have no idea how badly I need 12 lords a-leaping in my life.

*January 6

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

Don't be ageist. She might be 60.

My daughter sent me one Lovecraftian Xmas carol, and now the algorithm is hitting me with all kinds of stuff like this. I'm not complaining.

The way it reads, I'm not sure where the 20 year age gap is.

What?

Firefox, since 2012. The son in law who is my tech advisor told me to use it, I forget why.

PBJ

🍻🎂🍻

I'm not sure what the problem is, on multiple levels.

🎉🎂🎊

There can be only one...

A natural F cup can barely survive the rigors of everyday life. Back pain is one of the main reasons for breast reduction surgery.

And he wonders why he can't get laid....

No, it's just stupid. How can you place a value judgment on stupid? Wilful ignorance is immoral, but stupidity is just stupid.

Speaking purely as a health care professional, stupid is really hard to kill.

Somebody got a new Elf on the Shelf. There will be blood.