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You ate the last brownie. Who does that? Youre a horrible person! (Am i looking better yet?)

You ate the last brownie. Who does that? Youre a horrible person! (Am i looking better yet?)

Ok!

A new legit expensive matress can hurt your back? When i first got my new bed it killed my back and i wanted to return it Well u can't return mattresses so i had to get a special pillow and that eventually helped Well its been 3 months and i rotated my mattresses as it is suggested you do to make it last longer and my back is back to bothering me again Not as bad...but its still there. Like it took me 5 minutes to put on my leggings and i had to give up on one pair and try another like an old disabled person cuz my back hurt so much I really think i cant handle sleeping on a legit good mattress!

Im forever losing my phone. The man on the radio says its a sign of genius

Big holes do not interest me

LOL

Ive got a sickness. White lie and tongue tied addicted Im addicted to him. Cant give him up. Look...we mean a lot to each other.

I always wanted to be borg. Never alone. Always someone to talk to.

Zeni is richer than me 😭

They turned my favorite rite aid to a goddamn family dollar....not my favorite store dollar general...but a pathetic family dollar. Ugh.

I could NOT stop laughing You mean to tell me the freakiest nastiest sex addicted man whore married a prude LOL Smart woman. Getting military benefits living in a big house with nice cars and shit and she dont even have to fuck that idiot I AM GOING CELIBATE TODAY LMGDAO! Oh and i found this out by basically messaging him all day and freaking out until he talked to me. Oohh i love being crazy. Then i tell him "focus on whats so great about her that it made you marry her..then maybe you wont miss sex as much" Hahahhahhahahhahaha!

Im liking this Billie Eillish chick but she scares me. Like if i was behind her in the grocery store i would clutch my pearls.

What? Why is that funny? EXPLAIN

What is your name Garfield?

TEACH ME Yah my games dont seem to work with your age group lol

I really dont know. At a lost for words because the true answer is i hate his guts lolol

Nevermind. Dont do this. It isnt working lol

I was just trying to get more dick. Now i gotta fucking answer essay questions and shit

Ok so clean eatz is a restaurant thats like all over that serves nothing but healthy food. It took me a loooong time to go in there because i was convinced they were nasty. Anyway..i jumped all the way in and did a 5 day meal plan. Picked up 5 meals sunday. I got super curious and went ahead and ate one of the meals on Sunday. Convinced it was gonna be trash It was a burger with special no. Fattening bread i guess and sweet potato fries. My god..i cannot ethuse how delicious that freaking burger was. IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALLLL WEEK! It was juicy, warmed up perfectly in the microwave..thick..the veggies were extremely fresh. Thats actually a detail about all the meals. Everything is extremely fresh and crispy and oh so tasty. Tl; dr The meals were better than expected. Its Wednesday and ive eaten them all. Considering the 21 meal plan and feeding the whole family.

I got like 5. Want one of mine?

They ignored my email telling them to send me two 😭

https://player.vimeo.com/video/312321949 Madison loves it. Is obsessed. Im kegelspasming over the fact i didn't have to shell out $15 for it!

I have. I can at this job but its better to not be activated so i dont have to work during hurricanes and snow and i still get paid.

Now this only works on the ones that just wanna fuck