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Sometimes i can't believe you're in your 20s

Someone owes me some royalties. Im branding kegelspasm RITE MEOW

Ive been saying lort since my 25 year old nephew was a toddler...cuz i remember saying it when he was spitting out blood lol

It had a key to open the shell

Lort is a word i made up and is not a typo. At one point i had my entire team at work using it lol Much like i got people here using hoohah and kegelspasm

Key keeper thingies. I had a snail with long red hair. Fucking loved that thing.

I looked at a random piece of schoolwork my kid did Well apparently she writes her name and then under her name shes been writting her gamertag 🤣 Should i say something? I think its time to put some time restraints on her gaming. 😳

You probably created a hostile work environment.

Uuuuhhhh......no?

You need to call the police.

You do realize this was a step they took instead of firing you but you are definitely headed in that direction.

Good cuz i always am working

LOL I prefer Air Force. Get it right lmao

I agree. They eat people all the fucking time, too

I tip more for great service. If they are really amazing, i ask for the manager or write a letter about how awesome they are to the manager.

Yay hello my favorite person. Howre you this fine morning?

Fb blog posts aren't allowed in FFA

Trump is a good example of this. He can mock and disrespect people all day but then SNL mocks him and he wants a federal investigation against them.

Be prepared for some more mommy freaking out lol ill try not to get emotional this time if she won first place again lol Cant wait to see it. So excite.

Ok thx

Theyre a thing now lol i bought mine on a black friday sale for a steal.

Haha...i did get my head banged on my old bed when things got really intense. I didn't think of that as a bonus. Gonna use that if the day ever comes lol

If i EVER do get in a serious relationship..no man would go to bed with me every night in this bed. Its a total chick bed lol I bought a thot bed! LMAO Fellas...would u mind this bed? Am i wrong?

Wow

Right. Why force such a huge unusual party on someone else and then it not be right.