Cust: We arent paying this bill. You should have billed us. Have you read your reviews online?
Me: Does it matter if i read the reviews? You still have to pay the bills.
Me:(answering question)
Cust2(agent):(repeats question)
Me: sir, did you hear me? I already told you the answer. We have the payment but theres a system error on the policy
Agent: you guys need to apply the payment waaaahhhh why dont u just do your jobs waaahhh
Me: sir, are you interested in hearing about the policy or did you call just to argue?
Cust3:(gives me two policy numbers ALL WRONG. Then puts on his glasses and gives me correct numbers. Gives me wifes policy first)
Me:ok how can i help you?
Cust3: they're saying i owe on my loan
Me: sir, is there anything wrong with your wifes policy?
Cust3: no
Me: Then why did you give me the number?
Lol might not have a job Monday. Everyone around me has been cracking up at me talking to these idiots calling on a fucking Friday with their bullshit!