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What kills people is the brain forgetting to breathe or make the heartbeat. Its scary.

Cancer says he dont want u he got bad bitches for days

Lol its also why i breastfed

Like...%15 of the reason i had a baby was because it reduces the risk of cancer in women

I love that freakin comic thats your icon! 💓💕❤

*kegelkegel*

Well she did get a B- lol going to student conference Thursday...might bitch abt that

Im actually trying to have one more. The new baby daddy wants to come over and try again tonight!

Awesome!

Yes she's doing great. Im very happy! One semester to go!

And i didnt even have to go into mommy bitch mode not even once this semester i promise! And they say dont push your kids or expect excellence from them...because you cant be hard on them ...school is not important..their studies mean nothing...they can just "do their best" because the world is such an easy place to live in and zero EFFORT gets you everywhere! 🤣

Stop being boring af

Yyaaaassss 😊

You don't think i tried to pull it off?

Mmmmm

Y..you're right. *packs up and leaves Red Lobster immediately *

Theres a family of 25 people waiting to be seated and theyre mad Red lobster told them they have to wait an hour. 😂🤣

Maybe because you ordered fish at a lobster place? But tho really the shrimp is the best

My "lobster paradise" feast is $27.99. Fuck me!

Ugh If i ever published a book i wouldn't want them fucking up the cover i worked so hard on!

For how many people? It was just me and my daughter.

The last time i went to red lobster my total was over $70. Have u ever spent that at McDonald's?

Yah $20 a plate is "affordable " for all 🙄

I agree...kinda...ive never been to lobster fest but yes i fucking love shrimp fest