RainyDayJizz#35

@Sofa King Kule STOP AVOIDING YOUR SHAME!

Well these stories exist in cultures all over the world. So, the world. There are neolithic settlements currently underwater, you know.

You are aware that every single religion has a story of a great flood wiping out life on earth, right?

So we're not fucking these? I knew that.

I found it strange how tender the shot location was. For a couple days. The needle was so thin I didn't even feel it.

After thinking about this a bit I think it probably started in arcades. You lose and there's a line, you give up the stick in many cases. I miss arcades, I'd still go to them if they carried actual games and they weren't all sir prize a lot locations.

Wrecking SC2 on an arcade machine the first time I played it (with Xianghua, so hold your nose) felt really good. This was before I learned the lord of 15 second battles that is Taki.

The Dreamcast library is among the most amazing of any system and this can be legitimately disputable. In connection with RPGs, how many currently have an active combat system? As pioneered by Shenmue, and improved in Shenmue 2? I think another big fault of Sega is that they loved B movie humor and it just isn't popular. But Zombie's Revenge is uch a great game. And Confidential Mission. And Die Hard Arcade was silly as hell. OH! And the had this arcade game called Gunblade I learned to wreck on one dollar. 50 cents per gun, one hit enemies and the other missiles when it had to. It had two giant machine guns with good force feedback and it felt like you were holding two giant machine guns on the side of a helicopter.

We'll see how much I exist, this place seems to be my number in some fashion. I had a lot of funny shit to say about Hillcrest but I don't feel like deflecting all the potential jokes.

I feel like Sega always tried to be so experimental with gaming it killed them, and now it's a bit rougher to put out certain kinds of games, at least for a time. Seems to be getting easier now. Sega Channel was so far ahead of its time and it exposed me to so many Sega originals I would have never noticed. And when a twelve year old kid goes out renting games he isn't looking at Dynamite Headdy, Two Crude Dudes sounds fucking awesome.

Oof, Hillcrest is the first place Boo and I lived. I remember one morning a homeless woman was walking down the middle of the street screaming about being raped. A hell of a neighborhood. If my job isn't about to give me raise enough to afford my own spot in Linda fucking Vista the masks are off soon and I have some negotiable positions now. Good you're good dude, I'm gonna go walk for a beer, because that's an easy thing to do anywhere here.

The dreamcast didn't have a broadband cable port is what I'm saying. I would have to hunt for one. Here's a crazy fact I'm not entirely certain about, but I think a worms armageddon Dreamcast community may still exist. For the sole reason I think no server is involved, you can connect to people directly. But I could be remembering this completely wrong. The Dreamcast still has shit going on though, it's wild.

I only have a dial up modem for my Dreamcast and I don't think dial up is possible anymore. But a lot of crazy servers exist, so I dunno.

That's just what we called it. Megaman on an advantage doesn't even sound fun.

I always find it funny when I see the games you guys play together. It's always, "Okay. I play none of these games." You guys should pass the sticks on one player games more. I remember a birthday part when I was like 8 and we spent all night passing sticks to beat Mega Man 3. And we all got to be happy when we won.

It's really boring when they act ready for the fight then bitch out of it.

My whole life has been a lie.

Can one actually define social awkwardness in this fashion?

Since the babble ib war is totz popular how do you manage to kill conversation like this?

Fuck! I meant to buy socks today and I'm already drunk.

No, never.

You can only make nine decisions in any interaction. People kind of have their quadrants, it's weird.

Listing him as founder would be cool.

I wanted to say giant red font is on the way but I'm on my phone like an idiot. I should use that dumb computer I got more, but I have like 3 tabs of research open on it and opening that thing implies work.

Shit I have a castle? I'm a Dracula.