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Lasty

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  1. China has a military with lots of soldiers, but their equipment is basically made of cardboard. They sure do look great in all those parades, though!
  2. Money is bad, Mmkay?
  3. Honestly I would have gotten a mocha, myself. Alcohol makes for better punchlines.
  4. Minus the petition, that is the attitude of my latest Fallout NV character... & everything is silent in his wake...
  5. Lasty

    Shout out

    No
  6. I fell off :\
  7. Best of luck... hope you find it in your heart to quit and join the revolution.
  8. you got trashed with that $5, right?
  9. That's not how it went down, man! That's not how it went down... o_o
  10. There's a whole ocean full of fish. You know, every time I show interest in a girl, we wind up parting ways, but always on slightly better terms than the last time.
  11. That is the opposite of what I want.
  12. I'm busting out.
  13. I consider you a pest, and I frankly don't care. You're disrupting the natural order of things by making an easy target for the hawks, they get complacent over time and then sparrow population explodes if everyone did it your way. If you don't want sparrows being clever in the evolutionary war going on outside your window, you should get or make a birdhouse to stick out there. They decided you are a good spot to hide for other reasons and they don't have a concept of your alleged indifference, or your revenge or disdain or whatever you claim to feel. They'll keep coming back because they're fucking stupid birds, your plan won't work and I think that's hilarious.
  14. Lasty

    People suck

    Sick of hearing all that darkest before the dawn talk, too? I'm done sugar coating things for people to spare their feelings. They need to learn to cope with life and being Mr. Nice guy isn't fucking helping them do that.
  15. Lasty

    People suck

    That human beings are a social species is one of those things I can't control. I really prefer my own company. Being around other people makes me anxious and it's not always a good kind of rush like waiting in line for a roller coaster so much as like waiting on a cancer diagnosis. Venting anonymously online doesn't have the same kind of consequences. I was the only hippie kid in a red neck bible thumping little town. Our family didn't go to church and so the other kids had their parents telling them to be mean to me. I was the devil before I had a chance to demonstrate anything. They were the ones instigating things, but they rotated so it was never the same person and I was the one getting into fights. They tossed me in the retard class and fucked over my social skills. I wasn't stupid, I was angry. I have slowly been getting better, but It's never something I'll be able to master. I'll always be like a cripple trying to climb a flight of stairs while everyone else is oblivious to him, trampling over him to get their piece of cake at the top.
  16. Lasty needs to get some.
  17. Lasty

    People suck

    Is a therapist a person? They suck. As well intentioned as they may be, like the rest of humanity, they suck anyways.
  18. Lasty

    People suck

    Fuck you, Universe. I'm holding my effort hostage until I can get an ex machina out of this shithole! I did everything right. I'm not perfect, but I've done the best I could and now I'm pretty much content to just wait for things to randomly get better because it doesn't matter how much I pull myself up by my bootstraps, too much of what happens in this random and chaotic life is due to circumstances beyond my control. lol
  19. Lasty

    unban mumbo

    Welcome to uemb...
  20. Looks like White Diamond is screwed, but her incentives and everything are still a mystery... Seems like she lied to Yellow and Blue. Didn't Rose do a lot of the same thing to protect what she loved? What does White Diamond actually care about?
  21. Yeah men are prtty much useless I'm ashamed of my penis
  22. I dunno, it could be any body. @_@
  23. I'll contact the publisher.
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