Lasty

My dog wakes me up sometimes, mostly if I sleep in and she’s ready to start the day.

I’m terrible

I look into the chasms of their soul, the deepest reaches of their memory, dreams, desires, and fears...

Noted. I’ll try to have more of a filter than gran-gran

They used to have week and month long valid bus passes, but now it only goes up to day passes and five bucks per day starts adding up.

When people see it they tend to assume it’s being used irresponsibly, so why bother learning it, right?

Not sure if his statement fit the bill for sarcasm, though...

I don’t know about you, but I clicked on the one here in this here thread.

Pickles. I hated fast food hamburger pickles as a kid and I’d always demand mine come without them and get upset when they made a mistake because the flavor of the whole burger really is ruined by the residue, even. Then I had my first real pickle around three years ago. I was tired and stressed and too drained to tell my barista at this cafe that I didn’t want pickles but there they were on the plate next to my sandwich and I always feel bad about wasting food, so I ate them and I was surprised... this is what a pickle SHOULD be, I thought. Crunchy, zesty and satisfying. Not a sad, bitter soggy mess. I smell them first now because my early experience leaves me picky about my pickles.

That is not what happened. Hamster escapes with his life, and information...

Keep on kill in’ it

What if the point where it no longer works is past the point where it’s too late to solve the problem?

No, no. It’s a facetious way of saying things could be better

Forget about that biz and treat yourself to an affogato

Be born into a culture in an age when it’s the norm and not the exception, and it won’t matter that you never know what you’re talking about as long as you conform.

I hear no fat lady

Hamster cannons couldn’t aim... relied too much on chance

Pssst there is no four ;3

I am the best the end

I’ll write a song about pickles, dedicated to you. How’s that sound?

Congrats! : o

It doesn’t work like that. I’ll just wind up writing a song about how there’s not much inspiring about someone asking for a song to be written for them...

And hey- if it doesn’t? Learning experience! HA. It’s always smooth...