crackymckrackin

Tomatoes are a fruit, The best fruit.

It has been raining a lot. We've gotten pretty close to ten inches of rain this week. I need lawnmower blades and the wheel power to do stuff because I'll need wheels to drag my ass into the yard. Edit for clarification.

That's more of a tiptoe wouldn't you say?

I like taking long walks off of short cliffs. Long walks off of short piers.

She's still alive. You think this board has trolls.........I live with a woman who would make everyone here run and hide.

Things I'm surprised I survived.......... My wife.

Aim for it's balls.

Incorrect, it's 600 trillion cats in one city.

If a heavily bearded dude with a bear shows up, yes.

I knew the Mutual of Omaha's thing. I'm kind of sure the Pbs show was Marty Stopher's wild America. Every nature show had to have wild in the title or it didn't count.

I lived in the before time. We didn't have fancy world building shows. We had Hee Haw and Mutual of Omaha's nature show. We had one television and it had one station. When I first discovered a second station ..pbs, I got to watch Marty Stopher. Oh what a glorious day that was.

I did kiss my mother with this mouth......she died.

Fucking fucks ******************** piece of shit************** and ********** cock gobblers********* amiright!

That has nothing to do with age. I've done that my entire life.

I went for a walk today. RIP