Still Me

I like to chew on bits of plastic...it’s not what I would call “calming” but it makes my teeth feel good....

I half expected it to be... i like my women like I like my coffee hot bitter and in the fucking kitchen where she belongs

Sooo...you mean no different than the usual...got it....

I only try on pants

ok so...long post...but let me set the scene... say you wanna travel abroad...or you just can’t bear to leave your animal behind...so you pack the little fucker up in that crate and take it with you...I’ve always found dog crates and then plastic boxes to be cruel...so...here’s the idea new airline specifically geared to those with animals both service and non-service... call it...”byrd” or “hair line” or....”boople snoots”...anyways.. so instead of how most planes make money (by how many asses fill seats via square feet) it makes its money by amenities and convenience. Service animal passengers get seats with more room for the animal and pet beds for comfort. In flight snacks and toys (permitted they are allowed to do so) no pats cause that’s rude...theys workin... but passengers who have just travel companions...get to check their pet into the pet hotel. So you check into your flight and you bring your pet to a comfy cubicle with a potty, foods and water...toys etc... and you leave them like a checked bag and get you a tag to pick em up. But the pet boards the back of the plane (in said cubicle). As a passenger you are free to go back and check on them, it’s not that they are closed off...just stored neatly in back as not to bother working animals. This also means they get stimulation and play time with staff and owners on overseas flights as to not stress them out. And if you have a special needs animal, you would still be able to monitor their moods and treat them for medical issues. And at the end of the flight, your animal will be safely returned to you at pet check out

You can just see it in her piss face

If my cat started speaking I think the first thing she’d say would be.... “fuck you”

*laugh emanating from the general direction of Georgia*

na bitch....na....I got this

business....

makes sense....you got 2 dead end shit jobs...and you don’t have to raise your kid...

Yeah but if it’s not done right it tastes like shit

Sleep...not one of them

Oh please...this bed has barely seen me for 4 hours at a time...

I need bed... bed I love u....

I do that a lot

I did like a cerulean blue last week...a blood red the week before....I got this pearl pink...I’m gonna try to rock... but I really want a glittery deep forest green... what color u want?

no..it’s a dj mix it’s really good..it meshes some Dre and snoop

Lol it’s a dj mix

cause I want it the fuck out of mine

I’d eat the fuck out of that.... but im not eating butterflies off a pee hole tho...just saiyan

No but she’s still dead to me

no I don’t close my eyes

My hope is less than 5....