Still Me

Shazam came out today... *dances*

Yeah she’s like....5? But she’s a stray cat so I’m not doubting there’s a bit of incest in there plus she was found in the dumpster as a kitten so I’m not sure how long she had been without momma and food....cause it could all stem from trauma as an infant and lack of nutrients...could also explain why in the scope of small cats she’s still fucking tiny...

Everyone who doesn’t take care of themselves

uh correction you....only you have used the term whale...

Or that the guy driving wasn’t going faster

Ah that always make me laugh...fat shamed by someone far fatter

wouldn’t have hurt....I don’t talk to that bitch and she is a slut.... go to town viper

whatever man

It’s called a joke man....lighten up

Mother fucker I’m always right... lol

my cats going blind in her right eye....

ask him how the hell he found out where I lived and then proceed to call the police

bitch.... i’m in Texas it’s always fucking summer....I’m always waiting for it to end

slut....

I mean... like if he really wants to play with them go for it but I’m not gonna get all excited about it.... it’s not going to get me ready for some dicking....ya know?

It does absolutely nothing for me...I prefer not to be touched there

ha HAAAA...I KNOW...sometimes I can’t shut him up...lol

Mmm jowl sammich

THATS WHAT U GET...lol ill help!

I keep getting notified of something someone liked on the 23rd...I’ve looked at it but it keeps fucking popping up

Na...if I don’t wear a bra and I walk too fast that they slide around my sides and flap from under my armpits

....wait....I thought u knew me....lol I talk WAAAY too much

My boobs are my cape