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Still Me

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  1. but if I go down there people will be going to breakfast and I’ll feel like they’re staring at me...
  2. Yes and no... the car will start and drive but eventually shut off without the fob
  3. I got 2 on mah butt...4 on my back....lol it’s weird.....the butt one tho.....it’s so itchy.. I dunno man... I knew someone who got it...she was in the hospital for weeks
  4. MY ASS IS A VIRUS?
  5. Oh the chafing...THE CHAFING
  6. ...O-O.... i want to be their queen
  7. I’m growing a second ass....a little itchy butt cheek
  8. Y’all worry for nothing...we didn’t think anything of it...❤️
  9. Don’t blame you...that’s a lot to deal with all at once
  10. Aww
  11. I only wake up early to shower before going to work...
  12. Oh I believe it....but how’s the appliances?
  13. oh bug bite, why do you torture me? tho a mosquito hath left you in its wake, on my butt you’ve found your place. size of a quarter hot as the sun why must you be on my bum
  14. Good for you...want a cookie?
  15. fuck getting up at 4am...shits not normal
  16. Woot woot! Was so much fun!...I’m looking forward to Saturday too...imma starve myself to gorge myself
  17. Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out”
  18. More like “put it in my cinnabuns”
  19. you strap it to someone who snores...and as they snore...you get the soft soothing sound of ocean waves... INVENT THIS
  20. Still Me

    RAGE

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