Still Me

dude....your insurance pays 100% regardless of how shit it is

you gon dye

sheeple

I don’t know if it’s necessarily a fun fact but... I used to be a very active LARPer.. back when I lived in New York I was part of the Kingdom Staniouslous, which happened to be governed by the kingdom of Narnia...Which also fun fact, when they were making those movies a bunch of us kingdoms got together and we were filmed as a means to use as an example of battle. They didn’t pay us but they gave us a certificate and invited us all to a premiere.... I was in college at the time and it was during finals week so I didn’t get to go to the premiere

your first mistake was talking to the weeb with a Naruto headband.....fuck everything that is Naruto.... but I’m also one of those people that doesn’t like to be touched either... but I’m also not scared of a casual encounter... I mean I certainly won’t fuck a guy I just met but I’ll certainly get his number

I don’t

I traded shifts with someone so I don’t even go in till 2...I honestly don’t mind tho...most of the work is done by the time I get there

Who dat?... oh...herpie girthday

Idiot

Never even addressed you directly in the thread to begin with...you’re not that special, boy

Good for you want a cookie?

Oh I saw the thread yesterday...I’m just not in the mood to get into it with a total fucking idiot...besides this was obviously a targeted troll therefore, not giving him his day in the sun must hurt more. This is beneath me. And don’t bring me into your bullshit...leave me the fuck alone

it’s funny you mention Korean bbq... I was going to have that but settled on dumplings and spicy rice cake

Why is it nobody likes candy hearts in Necco wafers?.... I love the chalkiness.... like Tums.... it soothes my angry soul....

Snack sized almond joys

well pretty close .....let me screenshot my forecast for you

A fresh can of shut the fuck up

in the same way you only have two cats

I’m over here wondering when autumn’s going to show up ..... we’re still having 90°+ weather

dude I hate feet but I love Bruce Willis .... I have so many mixed emotions right now

and I wish that toe had its own toes

None....but I have some awesome favorites

Who watches Big Mouth on NETFLIX? I do! Enjoy some of my fan art and check it out! Season 3 now streaming!!