Still Me

Why? Not my fault, not my drugs...

FUCK YEAH INTERNET HIGH 5

Yes....yes I do....and it’s stupid....but if I don’t see it...I don’t feel like it’s christmas

Angina?

I’m a quiet pooper too...but I also have a sensitive stomach...sometimes I just eat something that doesn’t sit right and it’s almost damn immediate that I have to exercise a demon...like chipotle is a good example...I can’t leave the restaurant...I immediately gotta blow the lid off the porcelain god... as for shy pooping I try not to drop or push until someone flushes...that way they don’t hear the little dollop splash as my turd tries to hit a triple 3.0 in the shit olympics.

I don’t care who he is to be honest...I’m merely pointing out that if he is new I can understand why he would think I have no soul...but if he isn’t then he should fucking know better

Are you new?

Lord...let that puppy die

Lol good luck with that...doubt the two of them could be in the same room with each other

Negative sir

This is so stupid

Stupid she says....that’s laughable

The only income you’re NOT supposed to spend on yourself....so yeah

Got my cat tattooed on my thigh

child support?

Cool go spend some more of that child support on McDonald’s

I have that app

He looks tired

You’re homie

Doesn’t seem that heavy for a dog of that size

Did he use child support to call?

when I wanna drive my car into a telephone pole driving 95

Look at his feet...there’s no way he’s fully grown

=/= a good time