Still Me

I don’t take any medications anymore but I work in a pharmacy....so... my favorite is dicyclomine 10mg capsules....they are such a pretty cerulean blue

I’m not posting it cause it still makes me uncomfortable....the beginning scene of the original total recall when he’s out on the surface of Mars and his mask breaks....then his eye bulge n shit about to explode....

That pretty fucking tame to get put in timeout...just saiyan....you should fight that

It was...

Boston

I am caffeine free for over a year

i was gonna...but I like watching the progression of sadness

*laughter emanating from the general direction of Texas*

I don’t know you...so I don’t know how I could kill you that would make you scared

Murder and hide the corpse? Maybe...rape you? Fuck no....I’d rather fuck a cactus

Yup

Yup what a great birthday that was

this....hands down....is the dumbest fucking shit I’ve read in like 2 months

Lol you make garbage...it’s not a secret

I also make twice what you do...about to be 4x

I can attest to this, I stopped my prime, Hulu, crunchy roll, and sling. My netflix and my gym membership....that’s what...an extra $300? then again I’m preparing for a job change

What does it matter, you’re data and personal information was already compromised....

Ok this was fucking funny...

Why? Not my fault, not my drugs...

FUCK YEAH INTERNET HIGH 5

Yes....yes I do....and it’s stupid....but if I don’t see it...I don’t feel like it’s christmas

Angina?

I’m a quiet pooper too...but I also have a sensitive stomach...sometimes I just eat something that doesn’t sit right and it’s almost damn immediate that I have to exercise a demon...like chipotle is a good example...I can’t leave the restaurant...I immediately gotta blow the lid off the porcelain god... as for shy pooping I try not to drop or push until someone flushes...that way they don’t hear the little dollop splash as my turd tries to hit a triple 3.0 in the shit olympics.