Still Me

I’m not bluffing

My dog bit my eye as a kid...ripped open the skin under the eye...I could see through it...and the force of the impact shattered my eye socket....I have a plastic plate in there now

Game on....

I’m dumbin right now

Let me give you some advice...

I want...lemon pound cake

Unlike the senate I require proof

I wonder what it would be like to wipe with a fist full of dollars....would it technically be defacement of government property? Would it chafe?

I care as much as I did about vaping now as when it first came out... so nothing...I feel nothing

One of my bosses is being a absolute baby about this coronavirus shit and he keeps making pot shots at me...I told him that in numbers alone the flu is deadlier and US spread is slow and methods are being (somewhat) taken to help contain the infection within our own borders...therefore at this time I really don’t care....so at any opportunity he will be talking about the virus and say “but that’s ok, Stillz doesn’t care”. the last time he did it I flipped out and told him to stop because it’s not gonna guilt me into his way of thinking...and then this mother fucker proceeded to say “you trust the Chinese government? You trust our own government?” To which I follow up with a “fuck no I don’t, but I am only responsible for myself and I trust myself...therefore Shut the fuck up”. ill care when we hit aids level of infection...

I don’t drink coffee anymore...or any caffeinated beverage really

Your super power certainly isn’t being on discord when we had 20 people in the voice chat....was a good night last night

I’m nakked under my onesie

I share some boardisms with close friends

Fuck fight tour

Cleaning your ears after a nice long hot shower

I dunno....I’d take an extra $800 a week....that’s tax free shit right there...an extra $3200 a month... 38,000 a year...it’s like a second full time job... and with some proper accounting.....hell yeah im in

Once....