Still Me

funny you mention that...cause when they deliver they stand so far away...its so funny.... i did have a delivery guy ask me who numbered the units and if they were drunk or on drugs....so i stone faced him and said...knowing this area...drugs

it’s good tho

The good liar bombshell spies in disguise stretch the curve superman: red son

that I just door dashed some Ben & Jerry’s...

I saw a movie once where someone sexualized a bath bomb as they attempted to use its bubbles to masterbate....I have bath bombs and they weak as fuck how the hell you gonna get off on that? Also....gross...... moments later *dancing while massaging conditioner out of my hair*

Why aren’t you deadlier than flu? Or why is it that the mere mention of you causes mass hysteria over literally FUCKING NOTHING...

No it means while I’m there I have someone else that sucks

....no?

I’m in bed....praying that my floater pharmacist doesn’t fucking SUCK tomorrow

Dude I had a cat hair caught underneath my contact once like...10 years ago...and I just kept rubbing my eye and I tore the layers of my eye...it created like this huge ass blister on my eye and I couldn’t even close the damn thing

I was watching this movie and this British guy said something to the effect of “I hate those bloody Cossacks”....then I was watching Harvey bird man and phill said something about Cossacks....

Racist?

Trust me it’s not “organized”....I mean it’s all kinda just tossed into one or the other bag...

I’m all about eyes....that’s why I have like 8 different eyeliners...I didn’t post all my eyeshadows cause that would be worse...plus I don’t carry those in my make up bag

Well I have been watching him for far longer so I was more or less at ground floor when he released his first liquid lipsticks...and those mother fuckers are BOSS...

That lip gloss was in his valentines mystery box this year...so it’s a “rare” item

asshole

show me what’s in your makeup bag

bout to hit the gym

Oh god...3 pages of this stupid ass shit.... [email protected] Facebook post on my status had my boss rollin

Ok this was fucking stupid

I don’t drink caffeine....but I’d try that sprite

You still dream?

Little bit of column a little bit of column b

People don’t drink beer outside all the time?...I do....