Lb and I were in 5below checking out Christmas shit...well this mother fuck kept dropping ass all throughout the store....well I finally go up the counter with what I was buying and the guy at the register says to me...”at least it smells better here right” and I’m like “I’m sorry what?” And he says “Someone in here has been dropping bombs, had to run through the store with Febreeze”...
so I’m barely holding to together and LB is like -doo doo doo I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear nothin-...we make it outside and start DYING....