Still Me

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im a white woman but I like my snow a little dirty if you catch my drift

drunk me likes going to subway and making suggestive comments about 'foot longs'

its sunday.....and i work tomorrow

i was talking about zeni.....but sure yeah i can see that

my competition is bacon...and I've been losing that battle for....3...3 years....plus side was I found out that tits can't be the answer to every question...my poor dejected boobies

its damn near 70 right now

hes a sad...sad lonely man...? Man boy? Man child?

shit that's flock of seagulls right there...I mean come on...you're gonna look at that and not say the man bun is the dumbest fucking thing in this generation?

dear god are they tone-deaf?

about replies to threads they haven't posted in? I am and Jesus Christ my screen lights up like a color blinds Christmas

wtf nobody has said limon or dill pickle....y'all asses

yeah....but thats been around forever....have you seriously never seen office space?

sooooo.....fail?

im not sure how this is insulting...

i get songs stuck in my head for weeks....but i never really lose sleep over it....i go to sleep singing it, then in the morning i get up singing it....enjoy my current frustration

fuckin evergreen, balsam, mahogany balsam....PINE TREES...I just bought one of each kind at bath and body works...in each the candles, oil decanters, and car scents....fml FUCKIN TREEEEEZZZZ

yeah I was kinda bummed it was over when I came home today

04 og motha fucka in hurr..

i regret not sending my mother to jail...and blindly believing what bullshit stories she used to tell me....

yeah its good....like eggnog shakes....hella good

its honestly not my favorite....i love cannoli's and eclairs

booty? we talkin bout you ass being so bangin that it fucks you up?....cause i have back issues....i have degenerative disks in L1-L3...to add insult to injury it doesnt help that satan was laughing his ass of when the good lord gave me a massive rack.....