Still Me

was it a bribe for you to get a job?

never said I had those...but at least I don't have a gunt

im not ashamed of mine either but since I don't care about what you think or how you feel about it...I will continue to be fab without you're approval...

:D omg look at that belly fat you tryin to pass of as a "shirt"

you think this would taunt me...but I'm not as big as an attention whore as you seem to be...not to mention I saw that putt putt pic...you aren't foolin anyone

ew is that belly flopping over your cooch? Bitch you got the dun-lop

are you sure it's not because he knows you're an irresponsible parent and thinks that in instead of buying your child school supplies, you'd just spend it on weaves and acai bowls that you think are making you thin but are in fact making you fat and pre-diabetic?

what? A thigh?

are you saying my food isn't good?

neither can LB

do you cook or does she?

no...apparently it was a service animal

ten more minutes

yeah that's not good...all it takes is one to get you literally deathly ill...when it's steak...as long as you sear the outside you're good...you can eat that shit blue...but not ground beef, poultry or pork

i fuckin love ccleaner

ooh oooooh is this a dad joke game?

hmm...I finally let someone else inside my tough outer shell....

thats usually the goal...nobody sees it that way but eh...glad I made you laugh

noooooope

lol it's ok you can keep it

this little guy came into LB's Apple Store

ive never even heard of that

well I kinda expect it of him....he's always been that kind of douche

yup

hey...I'm not the one who can't take responsibility for their actions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯