Still Me

oh no no no no...when it comes to tea I'm far pickier....I only buy loose leaf blends that I put in my "Death Star" tea ball....I bought these legit tea balls on accident once tho...it was a oolong peach tea...but you have to make it in a pitcher...you drop the whole tea ball in the water and as it steeps it unfurls into a fucking flower....it's was deliciously beautiful....

my cat doesn't meow....it growls and barks at birds and people...but she does talk to me....it's like a rtuuuu....like if I can't find her I'll call out her name and I'll hear her make that sound and she'll show up...

i end up liking gas station coffee better than DD or Starbucks...

furrer details?....bad taste viper....in bad bad taste....I expected better of you...

thats called CRS- can't remember shit

when I put them in their tit-sling....yeah

im a stand to wipe kinda person...but I also have a bad back....so this one time I stood up caused a nerve to pinch, my back started spasming...I finished yes...but I could not stand up straight...I had to use the wall and pray I made it to my car cause fuckin PUBLIC...

no no....potential children....I've eaten his potential children...

i know where you sleep.....I'll eat all your chicken

not exactly....say you had a rough day dealing with your kids...but you have to meet some friends and you don't wanna look a hot mess...it livens up your hair...makes it look fresh

mmmmm gator

DONT YOU IGNORE ME.....

eh...I like the breakfast ones better... like mini sammiches

gud4u

chick fil a not far from where I work came in with a party platter of chicken...the had a mix up and we give them boxes of doughnuts all the time...but when they dropped it off there was only 4 of us...so we all took a metric fuck ton home

he was home all day playin vidja games...he ain't doin SHIT

man I have some of the best work stories...we have people threaten violence....scream and yell...call the cops on us...we call cops on them....when they happen it's mortifying...but if you montage them...it would be an awesome movie

answer me promptly....take that LB

ZOMG

its not all that bad...a few people here and there...nothing bad

British broadcasting channel? Bbcode? Big black cock?....cause I have all of those...I also have big bar of chocolate...blueberry cartons......

my place of work does not allow me...anime conventions are my halloween

omg...omg...go fuck yourself....I hate you so fuckin much...now it's stuck...again....

FUCK CHRISTMAS!!! TURKEY!!!!

Dragonball Z