im not trying to be morbid but...she isn't gonna be around forever...you should get a little notebook and write down how she does things so you can learn em and teach them to your spawn
ive been pulled over so many times...never gotten a ticket tho...I'd like to thank my honesty for that "can you tell me why you were speeding?" "Well no, I can't...there really isn't an excuse for speeding"..."have a nice day ma'am"