Still Me

saaaaaaaaaaaaame shit

id tell them about the time you decided to take a hot bath...and I thought you might be a lil hungry...so I brought you the toaster...but there wasn't a plug in the bathroom so I had to use an extension cord...and as I was bringing it to you....I tripped...

for everything I give a shit about

i took this picture on my way home today

i used to eat bologna when I was a kid...can't stand the stuff now

he has like zero redeeming qualities...

if you die on the shitter I'm gonna just push you into the bathtub set you a blaze like the Vikings did with their dead and loot yer shit

their so unsanitary

it was so busy...and I was the only one there for 2.5 hours...didn't get a lunch break nor did I have the luxury of a bathroom break

oh? Are you the Indian mother fucker (haha literally) that likes to beat up my mom?

two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce , cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...

8==D ( ( \

my mother is dating someone 10 years older than me.......thats....13 years her junior

yep

if we ignore it, it become a raisin in the sun

raped grapes are the sweetest

and one fell on the floor..... me: oh no....a grape escape.. LB: the greatest grape escape of late me: maybe the grape was being raped LB: raped by the greater grape hence greatest grape escape me:...... |:: i love you...... LB:.....yup....

:D > :fap:

im not smart enough for thesis-es...thesis-ees....whatever...my pharmacy license test is this Thursday tho...WHISH ME LUCK ohno :::

the only thing "gay" is you...come out of the closet and smash with mochi...that being said...if you could buy a sports car you could move out of your mammas house...

LB and I are in Dallas...it's been cloudy for days and it rained for 20 minutes yesterday but we haven't seen anything really

had a free pizza.....fuck it...

and too lazy to cook :::