Still Me

i expected confetti cake

i care about people's family probs...you were on my FB...but I think that's just your online profile...LOVE ME STILGAR....love me like I love you....

aww...but it smells like burning prom night dumpster babies and feces

do I win? WHAT DO I WIN?!?

we used to have conversations....I miss those

YUUUUS

stilgar...is there anyone here that you like enough to have an honest conversation with? You know...without turning condescending or turning on someone out of spite?

ewwwwwe

daddy?..... :D ... :barf:

hey maybe he's lonely...let him have his "uncle"...I got you packard

i like to tell people that's where my name came from....but the truth is that it came from an adult romance novel....I have some book whores name....

its 82 and slightly breezy....and I'm wearing a hoodie and jeans....windows down kinda night

clean your house....seriously...

see that's not my problem...it's that the house is infested with bugs...shit is filthy

oh my fuckin god.....

well I don't know...assuming that it's true it's good to find out in time if crisis that your loved ones are ok...regardless of how many people are on the "I hate packard" list... although I don't find him as insufferable as the rest of ya....

for telling random people how much we dislike each other?

im not trying to be morbid but...she isn't gonna be around forever...you should get a little notebook and write down how she does things so you can learn em and teach them to your spawn

....are you....are you the doctor?

i don't think I've ever seen one...nor have we ever had them....man that gives me the heebie jeebies...gross

dilapidated? They just changed to Mobil pumps......it's nice now

omg eat them...I'm so full...

you know you could always just learn to cook it yourself...

had a cake, papa John's pizza, Chick-fil-A fries, and Taco Bell tacos...alllllll for me... ::spin::