Still Me

im a stand to wipe kinda person...but I also have a bad back....so this one time I stood up caused a nerve to pinch, my back started spasming...I finished yes...but I could not stand up straight...I had to use the wall and pray I made it to my car cause fuckin PUBLIC...

no no....potential children....I've eaten his potential children...

i know where you sleep.....I'll eat all your chicken

not exactly....say you had a rough day dealing with your kids...but you have to meet some friends and you don't wanna look a hot mess...it livens up your hair...makes it look fresh

mmmmm gator

DONT YOU IGNORE ME.....

eh...I like the breakfast ones better... like mini sammiches

gud4u

chick fil a not far from where I work came in with a party platter of chicken...the had a mix up and we give them boxes of doughnuts all the time...but when they dropped it off there was only 4 of us...so we all took a metric fuck ton home

he was home all day playin vidja games...he ain't doin SHIT

man I have some of the best work stories...we have people threaten violence....scream and yell...call the cops on us...we call cops on them....when they happen it's mortifying...but if you montage them...it would be an awesome movie

answer me promptly....take that LB

ZOMG

its not all that bad...a few people here and there...nothing bad

British broadcasting channel? Bbcode? Big black cock?....cause I have all of those...I also have big bar of chocolate...blueberry cartons......

my place of work does not allow me...anime conventions are my halloween

omg...omg...go fuck yourself....I hate you so fuckin much...now it's stuck...again....

FUCK CHRISTMAS!!! TURKEY!!!!

Dragonball Z

but I'm super excited for thanksgiving.....this will be my third year making thanksgiving for my whole store...their all looking forward to it too and they keep making requests "can you make devil eggs again" "and marsh mellow yams"...."what do you put in your stuffing? It's so good"

didnt you want to kill your boss? Go for it..

finally...

good I'm glad you're proud of that

i wish death on no one