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Still Me

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  1. still looking still saving...trying to find one that is move in ready...we really don't wanna have to do construction while living there
  2. now while we're in the process of buying a house
  3. i would fucking murder him...unless they pay him more than he gets now...cause we ain't takin no pay cut for bacon
  4. omg I can't even...every time we get groceries he's like "ok we need bread, cheese, bacon..."..."no, we don't need any god damned bacon"..."bitch, my money...we gettin bacon"...
  5. how many times do I have to tell you that I do not feel the want or need to validate you...I don't care what you think...so help yourself to whatever conclusions you want to draw so that you can sleep soundly in your bug infested bed
  6. i don't owe you shit
  7. i offered to make him breakfast today and he told me "no, we're running out of bacon"...WE HAVE 4 FUCKING POUNDS
  8. kinda...sorta
  9. its funny you think it's "pretend"
  10. we've been in a relationship for 5 years...we live together
  11. lupin_bebop[/member]
  12. i got it while I was cooking dinner...I spilled boiling water on me...wanna see it?
  13. and I have this blister...and LB keep screaming at me to leave it alone....but I need to...I NEED TO POP IT
  14. no thank you...I have standards and I would still find you unfuckable
  15. a pirate who history relates was fighting some of his mates when he slipped on his cutlass rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates
  16. PARRRRRTAAAAAYY...wait do you even work?
  17. really? I thought your goal was trying to learn how to suck your own dick
  18. there once was a woman named Jill who swallowed an exploding pill they found her vagina in North Carolina and her tits in a tree in brazil
  19. to the land of hazy giggles and a dreamless sleep
  20. ive been sip sippin....if I keep it up I'm gonna need a beer run
  21. Drunk? Drunk?....me too
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