Still Me

in the toilet

i rarely talk to the half brother I have now....what's one more?

oh now she says she's going to Alabama after tomorrow....like that's any better...fuckin Alabama

this bitch lives in lake placid Florida...and I said to her "hey did you buy some supplies? Have you boarded up your sliding glass door?" And she says "na, *insert boyfriends name* says we'll be alright...we're headed up to Disney tonight"....BITCH YOU IG-NANT I HOPE YOU FUCKIN DIE NOW....

at home I have an assigned covered parking space so I don't have to worry about that....if I'm somewhere like the store or the mall...I go in and page the license plate, make and model of the car....then just wait

dude my skin is SUPER sensitive....like I'm allergic to grass and the fucking sun...but I can touch poison ivy and sumac and be completely fine....

scrub harder and moisturize

i think it has to be...but my grandma...the jem that she was...would say "if you're that fucking itchy, shower"....kinda stuck

with them being dirty....I mean unless it's a reaction to something...like occasionally I'll try a new lotion that will irritate my tattoo and the lines will raise and will become itchy...but if your body itches with no provocation....then shower...you dirty....

depends really...sometimes pj pants and a t-shirt...or a cami and underwear....or nothing...

ive seen your ass...it barely classifies as ass

yeah I'll give you that one

:D > <3

yeah but you can warm em up...their like Pyrex....that being said...they are supposed to be "shatter proof"...yet I have that fear of shatter

awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow

hmm what?

fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives

man...I'm a realistic rubber dong person but I've been eyeing them glass ones...I'm too skittish to commit to it

and spoiled...don't let him fool ya...he ain't a hood boy...he didn't grow up on the "block"...his family had multiple businesses...he's a spoiled lil rich kid...

hair? HAIR? Show to me plea

shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you?

he doesn't like lots of things...I make homemade fried rice...he don't like fried rice...I make stuffed peppers...he don't like stuffed peppers...I make homemade chili....he don't like chili

na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400

i nibble all day..but I only eat one official meal a day...tonight is chicken enchiladas...or tacos...LB doesn't like enchilada sauce