Still Me

youll have a snake body instead of legs but you will still have your feet

only while being raped by priests of the Catholic Church

and all the women in the world will want to have sex with you...but you will not have genitals

sure...but it will sprout from your forehead

ok but the sun is going to explode

i love that the next article I saw was "how do girls pee?"

so that I may monkey paw you

so after all the bullshit of her boyfriend abandoning her for 24 hours in Kissimmee fl...she calls me tonight after I left an obscure FB post...going on and on about how she todd are happy now...and they're working on things...so I basically tell her to piss off...and now she's going on and on from some posts I made...Jesus Christ...she's like my 52 year old child... Topic

> > > sorry I've been drinking

J-E-T-S-J-E-T-S-J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YETI LEGS

:D you wish that were true...but you're just projecting

but they always feel amazing after....

i was offered an apprenticeship to a tattoo artist once...but I got bills...so it's hard to make that leap of faith....but I've always wanted to hurt people for a living...no dress code...I don't have to worry about my language....dream job

look...I found an old picture of when your mother gave birth do you

so then deal...not many of us have jobs we enjoy....

jesus just quit....I don't know exactly why you're unhappy...just second hand info from people who responds....but just fucking leave

its awful

so I get to be just as disappointed as the first time I saw it ....aside from the gratuitous murder of Justin Bieber

see I question that logic...we spend...what like $200 and we have food for awhile

oh man I totally forgot about snack bags....man I love me some white cheddar popcorn

WHAMMMMY

WOOT WOOT