Still Me

The only thing about five guys I enjoyed was the malt vinegar they have for fries...it reminds me of NY....

Yeah I got the truffle mushroom Swiss and I’m not thrilled...but smash fries....tossed in olive oil, rosemary and garlic....I’d come here just for these fries

cause I have coupons....

😂

Last night? 9

A means to pay my bills

for me it’s my: medical history and allergy alert information my emergency contacts my car insurance if I get into an accident or am pulled over my bank my credit cards my alarm clock my work schedule

Little known fact....the universes “big boom” was actually a queef.... unless you meant bequeath....

He’s a TA....I mean by now you’d have thought he’d be a teacher but nope....he’s just content being a pile of human excrement

Good you piece of human garbage. lol

Trust me I shoveled my fair share of shit today

Still here...and I might

No....well....not that I remember...I mean it’s super rare I get deserts from fast food places...I know as a kid I had the McDonald’s pies...but I only had the whataburger one because they fucked up my order for the 3rd time and that was there lame ass apology

What no video? And you call yourself a bystander

Oh hell no...I’d never get anything done at work if I did...to be honest I’m using my cell phone right now and I rarely look down at the QWERTY board

It’s alright....

Whataburger still does the fried pies

I’m dying....I’m fucking dying.... i can’t bill third parties....no insurance, no coupons.... i cant adjudicate third party rejections.... i cant transfer from store to store.... and im tired of people pissed off about something out of my FUCKING CONTROL.... our DM sent out an email that I shit you not just said “I’m sorry guys”

I had hydro weed a few times....it just made me woozy and have virtigo....like my vision would shake left to right

I quit caffeine

God I loved that movie....there were 2 right?

SKINNNERRRRRR