Still Me

WOO ALRIGHT....IM GONNA CLEAN MY HOUSE!!

Meet in front of a police station....or inside a Starbucks

I need to buy a fuck load of them.....and hide them EVERYWHERE!

Give me money and I’ll shit for you....

They are so cute....but house mice are bad mkay?

Omg I want that

More like octopussies amirite?.... ... <_<

Na accoding to cannibals...people taste of chicken

Nope

#toyrus

I’d eat me....I bet I would be delicious....

At no point did you say I’d be saved....you just said you’d cook the bacon and eat it....then proceeded to stuff your gullet full of waffle

YALL BITCHES BE BUYIN ME NEW BRITCHES....I AINT WASHING THE SKID MARK OF YOUR MISTAKE

It’s.....it’s just been a long day....

BITCHES BETTER HAVE 2-PLY

Neup...now we’re at the title registration what’s-a-mah-fucks-it

I demand to poop in y’alls toilet....

I’m not gonna poison him lol

I love settlements...it’s like you owe $4000...but we can settle this for $2000....it’s like....mmmmk if I had the fucking $2000 I would have PAID YOU

Correction he said in a fire he would cook the bacon and eat it.... essentally leaving me to become people bacon.... regardless... he chose bacon

Me: “if it was me and bacon in jail, no....me and bacon in a car accident....wait.....me and bacon in a fire....what would you save?” LB: ”...” ”bacon”... Hi my name is still me and I’m now currently in the market for a man to love me....more than BACON.....😑

YAAS.... im singing like beaker waiting for my pecan waffle......

meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep....